She’s going to pin me down any second now.

Joke’s on her, that’s a sacred sword that seriously fucks up dark beings such was her.

@Dirty Bit  
H I A T U S

@Marvelous TK
 
We got time; might as well use it.

@Eeveeinheat  
derpi users never cease to amaze me, with the level of detail they come up with for the strangest things

@Dirty Bit  
The crazy ones are the best, and most terrifying, in bed. Ignoring the fact that she’d totally be into sadomasochism and make me cry like a little bitch, I think the actual sex would be phenomenal. Evil ponies have extremely soft insides, are very tight, malleable, and have exceptional control over their pussy musles, after all (totally not something I just made up).

And then the hapless knight was demoted to sex slave.

”Cum in me bro.“  
“don’t you mean “Come at me?”  
“I know what I said.”

@Marvelous TK  

@ShimmeringStallion  
okay, you got me with that one

@Collin Magney
 
“Let me introduce you to the tip of my dirk.”

Just wait until you see my *other sword.*

Okay, her guard’s down… snuggle the fluff outta her.

“What she doesn’t know is that’s merely a decoy. I’m actually going to shank her from behind!”  
-A Loki Warframe

Adorable.

You shouldn’t mock someone with a sword narrower than your eyes.

I’ll have you know this Longsword’s +15, missy!

@Zeryurijin  
If you’re lucky, those crystals will “only” be shoved up your nose.

You should hold your tongue horse!

snorts then drops the sword. Digs in pouch at side and reveals various crystals. These are then waved in front of her face
 
Who trembles now silly queen?

Evil King Wife

You forgot the ‘Queen Umbra’ tag

The irony.