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Description

Princess Twilight trots to the counter, throws down a splash of bits and screams her order at Pinkie Pie.
 
A HAYBURGER TODAYO,  
A PORTOBELLO PATTY MEDIUM DONE NO MAYO  
HORSESHOE FRIES LARGE WITH PLENTY OF SPICE,  
AND A PURPLE GRAPE SODA CHILLED BUT NO ICE.

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Background Pony #B9C1
Pinkie Pie:Welcome To Goodburger Home Of The Goodburger Can I take your order?
Background Pony #50F8
yep a 100,000 and don’t cuss!!😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😓😓😓😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😵🤬
Background Pony #50F8
twilight sparkle i want a haybuger win no mayo with horseshoe fries and hot sause with a drink! ( try saying it 100,000 times fast!)
LeAlbinoPony
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

@LeAlbinoPony
Big Smoke’s order is flavour of the month.
You goddamned uncultured cretin, you take that back now.
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
LeAlbinoPony
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

@Goobington  
You, a simpleton:  
I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
 
Me, an intellectual:  
I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.