@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scootaloo: Wow~!  
Twilight: If you wanna learn more about Fourth Wall, you can read about him in the scroll, in the book called Fourth.  
Scoots: Wow! He even got his own book?  
Twilight: That’s right~!

@Background Pony #9946  
“But there really was a guy named Fourth Wall, and the Ponyites really did walk around Jericho, and the walls really did fall down.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scootaloo: Ohhhhh…

@Background Pony #9946  
“Uh, no. Those were things we put in our story. Remember? We were using our imaginations.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twilight: Well, what did you think?  
Scootaloo: That was amazing~! But did they really build a rocket in the middle of the desert and got slushees dropped on their heads?

@Background Pony #9946  
“Does anyone have any saline?”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
the Promised Land plays once more

@Background Pony #9946  
Flitter: “Ow! Boy did I pick a lousy day to wear my contacts!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
the fillies run away in fear  
Twilight: So Pinkie obeyed Faust and the walls fell down.  
Scootaloo: Wow~!  
Twilight: Finally, after 40 years, they were were in their new home~!

@DatBookhorse  
I already did that.
 
https://derpibooru.org/1329963#comment_5733007

“Hello! My name is Pinkie Pie! And Faust has given us this land!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Scootaloo: So these must be the Ponyites.  
Twilight: Yep~.  
Scootaloo: ? Why are they out here in the middle of nowhere?

@Background Pony #9946  
“You see- Well, maybe I should just show you.”
 
“Huh?”
 
“Close your eyes Scootaloo, and don’t open them until I say so!”
 
“Alright!” countertop blows away showing the desert
 
“Okay!”
 
“Wah? How did we get here!?”
 
“We’re using our imaginations.”
 
“Oh.”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twilight: Oh, ho ho. You’d think so, wouldn’t ya? But sometimes Faust’s directions didn’t seem to make sense to them.

@Background Pony #9946  
“Oh, I bet they always followed Faust’s directions!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twilight: Oh, do we~. Have I ever told you about the Ponyites?  
Scootaloo: Hm…The Ponyites…! Oh, yeah! I remember those guys! Weren’t they supposed to be Faust’s chosen ponies?  
Twilight: That’s what the scrolls say~.

@Background Pony #9946  
“Oh wow. I know how you feel Truffle. Sometimes the stuff I learn in church doesn’t sound like very much fun! Sometimes I feel like doing things my own way too! Do you suppose we have a story about that?”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
Twilight: Now in church, Truffle just learned that Faust wants us to be nice to ponies, even when they’re not nice to us. But Truffle doesn’t really feel like doing that. Deep down inside, he wants to hit Babs back. What should he do? Should be do it his way? Or should he do it Faust’s way?

@Background Pony #9946  
“Truffle has a problem. He says there’s a kid named Babs Seed in his class who hit him yesterday!”
 
“Oh my!”
 
“Oh my is right!”

@Jack-Rabbit2SB  
“Now, Scootaloo.”  
“Yes, Twilight?”  
“Today we got a letter from Truffle Shuffle in Manehatten.”  
“Oh, hi, Truffle~!”

@Background Pony #9946  
“I bet you’re wondering where Pinkie is. She was a little tired after the last show, so we decided to let her sleep in today. But don’t worry, she’ll be here pretty soon. In the mean time, Scootaloo has very graciously agreed to help out!”
 
“Hi!”

opening countertop  
Twilight: Hi, everypony%! And welcome to PonyTales%! I’m Twilight Sparkle~.  
Scootaloo: And I’m Scootaloo~.  
Twilight: And we’re here to answer your questions~.  
Scootaloo: Yep~. That’s right!

Pinkie: Our Celestia said to follow Her directions! And…I’m afraid…If you don’t come out…We’re gonna have to come in there after you!  
Diamond and Silver laugh  
Diamond: I’d like to see you try! You won’t get past our expensive wall, Adult Filly!  
Silver: Yeah! You’re not a grown-up pony! You’re just an oversized foal!  
Pinkie: I AM a mare!

Awesome