This just in, there is an earthquake reported in the high city of Canterlot. The region is experiencing tremendous shocks to the ground and the royal castle is receiving the most damage. We currently are unable to locate the princesses to ensure that they are indeed safe. We have an WEQS-TV pegasus with a camera nearing the castle right now and it appears… that… princess Celestia herself is the cause of the earthquake! I can not believe it! We are looking around now and it appears that princess Luna is intoxicated and not doing anything about her sister’s extreme behavior. This just in. Many ponies are now rioting in the streets. The guards are being over run as ponies smash their way into buildings and taking what they can. If only Celestia knew the extent of damage she was causing. We must get control back soo-…
WEQS-TV * * * *
— EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM —
–– CIVIL DANGER WARNING ––
Princess Twilight Sparkle has issued an evacuation order for the region of Canterlot effective immediately. At 9:01 PM, seismic readings near the castle of the royal pony sisters began spiking. Ponies in the region are ordered to evacuate to a safe location immediately. Leave personal items behind and obey any guards commands. Repeating. Princess Twilight Sparkle has issued an evacuation order for the region of Canterlot, effective immediately. Please stay tuned to the nation wide radio system in Ponyville for any further instructions.
Housequake!
Everybody jump up and down
Housequake!
There’s a brand new groove going round (housequake!)
In your funky town (housequake!)
And the kick drum is the fault
You got to rock this mother, say (housequake!)
We got to rock this mother, say (housequake!)
