Seriously, someone needs to initiate a “Shout you magnificent bastard” or similar tag. I would, but I’m too lazy, yet not lazy enough to omit this unnecessarily descriptive post.
Dude doesn’t get enough of them breaking in and commandeering his couch that he felt like he had to spend his own hard-earned money to bring another one into his life, huh? Oh well, reckon it’s none of my business how he conducts his affairs.