Guess Ratity is a Simp now.

@Background Pony #F185  
You haven’t been here very long have you?

@Background Pony #F185  
Milk contains calcium.

Shining Armor and Twilight Sparkle are brother and sister.

@Background Pony #B922  
If that were true it would show the other girls fucking Rarity, and it doesn’t. Only straight ships here.

@Trick Question  
… I’m pretty sure females are included in “FUCKING EVERYONE”, or did you need that spelled out to you?

I ship Twilight x Flam, Applejack x Flim, Rainbow Dash x Zephyr Breeze, Rarity x Spike, Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich and Fluttershy x Bulk Biceps.

You forgot to add Flam to Twilight’s section.

I mean, this image, which doesn’t have that Rarity thing in it- https://derpibooru.org/1224296 has a positive rating. But that’s almost the same in concept.. :/

You forgot to add Sunset to Twilight’s chart and Rarity to Applejack’s chart

I wanna die
 

 

 
 
Why this picture have to many weird tags I was scary to unlock it!!!

The irony here is this pic might actually have a positive rating if the ships weren’t all ridiculous.
 
_{Also it’s impossible that Rarity fucks everyone if the other ponies don’t fuck her… Ugh, dammit, why do I have to keep coming back to this every time somepony posts a comment?}

@Background Pony #5681  
Fucking everyone: fucking everyone

Here’s how I see it:
 
Twilight Sparkle: FUCKING EVERYONE 
Applejack: FUCKING EVERYONE 
Rarity: FUCKING EVERYONE 
Pinkie Pie: FUCKING EVERYONE 
Fluttershy: FUCKING EVERYONE 
Rainbow Dash: FUCKING EVERYONE
 
In case you haven’t noticed, I ship everypony with each other.

@Meanlucario  
As good a theory as any, I suppose.

@Scrounge  
Maybe people can’t tell the difference between casual flirting and actual romantic/sexual interest or interaction.

@Meanlucario  
I dunno how Rarity got such a reputation as a slut. She teases like hell, but if Spike’s any indication, she’s never gonna out out. :P

@EquestrianScholar  
That would be interesting, though it would require these to include homosexual ships as well, including Mane Six pairing.

@Meanlucario  
Hmm, I am pretty sure I saw one but perhaps I was wrong.
 
Personally I would like one of this taken a bit more seriously, where it showed what could be the most likely pair ups.

@EquestrianScholar  
No, because that’s the joke.

Is there a version of this where Rarity is not make out to be fucking everyone?

@Football_Brony  
After seeing so many negative comments…
 
 
Good job! :D

So they all have incest with their brothers and bang their arch-enemies, but none of them do it with mares? Not even Dashie or Pinkie? I guess the artist really doesn’t like lesbian ships.
 
Wait, Applejack does it with a pig but not Winona? (EDIT: I forgot, no lesbians–not even dogs. Only boy animals allowed.) AJ does it with Flim and Flam, seriously!?
 
Big Mac does it with Twilight? But not with Pinkie…? Why is Pinkie with Horseshoepin?
 
FlutterSpike?!?
 
…
 
HEADCANON REJECTED :twilightangry:

Shouldn’t Rarity’s be “Everyone but Spike”?
 
@Background is Best Pony  
Two things that are identical are still two separate things. If you have two identical books, tearing a page out of one of them only removes it from that one, not the other.
 

 
 
@a dead toad  
You’d think they could share. :P

@Phantom Rider  
Big Mac’s too busy banging her sister