@klystron2010
 
Blow it up.  
Can’t have a friendship problem if neither side is left.

@klystron2010
 
Build a geo-weapon?

How the fuck is Yellow Diamond supposed to help me solve a friendship problem?

Zephyr and I need to defuse an underground bomb.
 
By defuse, can I just throw him at it and let it blow up?

my breakfast comes alive and attacks me steven, spike and fluttershy.  
that’s the last time i let Steven make breakfast for me.

Me, Spike, Steven and Pearl go to the Moon.

I’m under siege by the Dumb Police (read: Spike in a police get-up) and am relentlessly gunned down.  
…well then, that’s very childish, Spike. Very fitting for you.

Peridot hoses me down with a water gun! D:

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Yeah. She did. But not because it lacked flavor. It had many flavors, but no balance to them. I, someone with a weak sense of taste (due to my anosmia), thought the problem was something else. That’s what started our argument (and act 2).

@MezzoDragon  
And Pinkie eats gross food again. XD

Me and Steven Universe are called from the map to solve a friendship problem. Seems legit.

Me, diamond tiara, yellow diamond or “Dio”, smooze go to the moon…

@Flareblitzfury  
Come on, he can do it on his own.

@Flareblitzfury
 
With his flaming cotton candy, no less.

I return from vacation to see windigos froze my house, and I call Zephyr breeze for help……  
Can’t I just call Garnet? Or Onion? He’d even be a better help.

@Neko Majin C  
Oh.

@MezzoDragon  
I would not know, I do not watch Steven Universe.

February 27… That’s one of the most incompatible groups that I have been ever a part of, but we still will get out, just because of the asorted survival skills of me, Lars and Cheerily. Yellow pearl on the other hand, will be pretty useless.

@Neko Majin C  
Be care! Breakfasts can be dangerous. Steven and his moms can attest to it.

August twenty-fourth: My breakfast comes alive and attacks me, Bismuth, Rainbow Dash, and Zephyr Breeze.

Me and Pinkie Pie are sent by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem. Once there, we have an argument about solving it. After we split up, then fail to solve it on our own (with some comical mishaps happen to both of us), we then regroup and discover how to save the day by working as a team.
 
And the reviewers gave episode “Don’t Follow Your Nose” a 7 out of 10 (or their equivalent of it).

I go to the local Arcade with Lapis, Rarity, Maud, and Ember.

Lion and I are transformed into our Nightmare Night costumes.
 
Thank God he became the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz while I went on to be Tom DuBois from Boondocks

Me and Spike are going to try and fight a gem monster?  
Did I suddenly become suicidal or am I tripping?

Oct. 23rd. I turn into a bounty hunter (cleverly disguised as lasty) and Peridot tries for the rest of her days to convince the other Crystal Gems that she shape-shifted into Steven once. But they never believe it and soon mistrust everything she tells them.
 
And that’s why she starts drinking. Happy now, birthday game? Everybody thinks Peridot is a liar and now she’s an alcoholic.