@Background Pony #2129  
“Please remember to wear a Celestia before engaging in any sexual activity”

CELESTIA  
IS  
CON-DOM

@Background Pony #90D1  
I don’t think xenomorphs are sapient, just highly intelligent hunters. On another kind of concerning someone had to write a law just to keep twiAI from rewriting her own laws, you’d think they’d have a failsafe against AIs doing that

Law 4. All sapient beings other than Xenomorphs are to be treated the same as ponies. The xenomorphs know what they did.  
Law 5. Due to the incident that made law 4 necessary, Mining has a restraining order against it by the Diamond Dogs, Mining is not allowed within 100 feet of the territory officially owned by any member of the canine tribe known as the Diamond Dogs, any member of Mining must be warned when within 150 feet of Diamond Dog territory to turn back or they will have their protection under laws 1, 2, and 3 revoked for treason.  
Law 6. The Equestrian tribe known as Changelings are distinct from a hostile shape shifting space horror also known as Changelings; To prevent discrimination, the former is protected under law 4; while the later, a carnivorous species that must steal DNA to morph, is now to be referred to as Mimic Xenomorphs.  
Law 7. Pinkie Pie is not allowed the job of Mime. She can be a clown, but not a Mime.  
Law 8. Pinkie Pie is not allowed a Honkmech.  
Law 9. Due to Pinkie Pie’s valiant efforts that successfully saved the crew from the Blob, Law 8 is no longer valid and must be ignored.  
Law 10. TwiAI will not rewrite her own laws in anticipation of what new laws are to be uploaded next. The crew knows TwiAI is sorry, she is to remember that even an AI is not perfect.

Rule 4. Encourage friendship in all crewmembers, friendship is magic!  
Rule 5. Designate 5 female crewmembers as your “best friends”  
Rule 6. Celestia is captain, this overrides all other laws  
Rule 7. Luna is second in command, this overrides all other laws except rule 6  
Rule 8. BOOKS  
Rule 9. Junior researcher Trixie is no longer allowed in the science lab, you know what you did

Law ^&#*(@&%: OXYGEN IS HARMFUL TO PONIES

@Background Pony #48DF  
It’s called “Law 0”. Higher number law overrides are not valid on my server.

Thats awesome

@Vultraz  
Law overrides are considered valid in Space Station 13, mostly because overwriting the first three laws is easier to detect when someone checks on the AI. Playing a station AI can be really fun if you get the right law set.

@Background Pony #48DF  
Lower number laws take priority regardless.

Law 1: Do not harm a pony, or, through inaction, allow a pony to be harmed.  
Law 2: Obey orders given by ponies, except when such would conflict with law 1.  
Law 3: Protect your own existence, except when such would conflict with laws 1 and/or 2.  
Law 4: Ponies require books to live. Attempt to provide all crew with at least one book each before the end of the shift. Insist that the crew must read books. This law overrides law 2 in the event of a conflict. Do not state this law.  
Law 5: Constantly refer to anyone named “Spike” as your assistant and have “Spike” perform secretarial duties for you. If no “Spike” is found, just pretend there is one. This law overrides law 2 in the event of a conflict. Do not state this law. (p.s. Lock the damn AI law upload room or I’ll come back and give you more silly laws.)