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And no, multi-colored monkeys don’t count. Keep crying Twi. Your tears fuel me.

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Background Pony #22E8
Bah, I’m almost 50 I mean 40 and I’ve never had a date.
Got invited on one once back in high school. It turned out to be just the three of us. Me, her, and her hulking boyfriend who kicked my backside to show her how much he cared. But hey, they got back together!
Ohvist

Oh noes, Book Horse Princess is sad!  
TOSS APPLEJACK AT HER, QUICKLY!  
Applejack: “CowgirlRomance.exe activated.”
Sdf1jjak
Artist -

I turned 33 just 3 days ago, and I haven’t had a date ever. Never had a gf in high school, figured I that bridge was burned after high school. Never bothered to look for companionship since… I’ve all but submitted myself to the fact that it just wasn’t meant for me and never made it a priority.
 
Do I feel sad about it? Honestly? I don’t know how to feel other than apathy, since I don’t know what it’d be like to lose it in the first place.
Background Pony #6AA0
Twily, I’m 32 years old and never been in a serious relationship. You’ve got time; don’t become like me =/
Background Pony #17AE
Makes me glad that I had a few dates in college, now that I’m a teacher I don’t know how I can have time to breath, much less date.
Dirty Bit
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Tragiclady
 
It helps to get over it and enjoy your ‘you’ time. That, and all the potential bullets you’ve dodged. I sure did.
 
Well, I don’t relate to the crush part. My own blend of syay on that one…
Tragiclady
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

@Dirty Bit  
You know what I’m talking about then. I bet tons of people are going though the exact same thing.
 
I’m usually not all that bummed out about all that, except when I am. Then it hits like a truck D:
Tragiclady
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.

Its like I don’t desire relationships or intimacy, but since I lack positive traits, an interesting personality, social skills, job skills, money, any sort of employment, hope for the future, ability to stay awake for 8 hours, and the desire to work on any of the above, I find it better to admire people from afar and not get romantically involved :3
 
And while my past and future friendships were doomed anyways, getting a crush on someone or telling them I liked them made those friendships self destruct a lot faster so there is that too :D
 
(I am sorry for the blog post. I like this drawing and the comments that accompany it)
Dirty Bit
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
I used to bemoan this deal way back when. Then I got over it when I got a better glimpse at the world around me.