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Based on the Chinese comic panels from:
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*(Special thanks to pheeph for letting me parody this short story)

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Applejack, that’s not how you do a proper kiss greeting!!

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YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO HER ON THE CHEEEKKK!!!

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(SIIIIIGGHH) Next time, Rarity, maybe you should inform and teach your friends about foreign etiquette manners before they accidentally get the wrong idea or mess up their first impressions; this is how countries get into wars with each other, okay?)

Reference:
Rarity design (bottom right): >>990268
Aloe design: >>952412

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__Based on the Chinese comic panels from:__  
![full](http://pre11.deviantart.net/547a/th/pre/i/2016/150/8/6/018_22_by_pheeph-da4cnqv.jpg) * 
 
*(Special thanks to [pheeph](http://pheeph.deviantart.com/) for letting me parody this short story) 
 
![full](http://orig13.deviantart.net/3c8b/f/2015/357/9/3/eqg_rarity_icon__27_by_anlyicons-d9l7v76.png) **Applejack, that's not how you do a proper kiss greeting!!** 
 
![full](http://orig08.deviantart.net/2bd9/f/2015/357/2/8/eqg_rarity_icon__31_by_anlyicons-d9l7v5q.png) __**YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO HER ON THE CHEEEKKK!!!**__ 
 
!![full](http://orig03.deviantart.net/7e06/f/2015/038/3/e/bonnie_facepalm_chat_icon_by_gold94chica-d8h3up6.gif)(**SIIIIIGGHH**) Next time, Rarity, *maybe* you should inform and teach your friends about __foreign etiquette manners__ before they accidentally get the wrong idea or mess up their first impressions; __this is how countries get into wars with each other__, okay?) 
 
*__Reference:__*  
Rarity design (bottom right): >>990268  
Aloe design: >>952412 
 
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