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Introducing the ponified X26c Taser
THEIR MOST POPULAR LAW ENFORCEMENT DEVICE EVER!SAFE to ownLEGAL to carryTRUSTED by law enforcementFeaturing an LED light and laser targeting, this hearty self-defense device offers a range of 15’ with contact stun, knock-down power, 10, 20, or 30 seconds of firing, and 300 firings per battery pack.SAFE ESCAPE GUARANTEE:
“If you ever find yourself in a situation where you must use your TASER to protect yourself or your loved ones and leave your TASER at the scene, we will replace your TASER free of charge. Your life is worth way more to us than the cost of a TASER.”
I figured since I used the design of their stun gun, the least I could do was sing it’s praises and tell you what the basis of my drawing actually offers as a product. Check ‘em out if you’re in the market for such a thing.
So Zebasiz picked two from the long list of hypothetical object ponies and we each did one. His was a Helium Pony, and mine was this. When you aim her, her hair bun lines up with the tail sights to line up your shot, but since her nose works as a laser sight (and features a LED lamp too!) it’s largely unnecessary. She is 100% safe to snuggle with should you engage her safety, but feel free to remove her battery pack as it only serves as a source of power for her stun gun functions.
So Zebasiz picked two from the long list of hypothetical object ponies and we each did one. His was a Helium Pony, and mine was this. When you aim her, her hair bun lines up with the tail sights to line up your shot, but since her nose works as a laser sight (and features a LED lamp too!) it’s largely unnecessary. She is 100% safe to snuggle with should you engage her safety, but feel free to remove her battery pack as it only serves as a source of power for her stun gun functions.
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I’m shocked you came up with those.
Ohm my god.
Wire you doing this? It’s utterly re-volt-ing.
You better not have any gay pony stuff in your likes and favorites. His abilities might shock you.
Let’s just say “Deus Volt”.
Oh god why
I had to use an electric pulse massager on my neck for a few months after getting in a car accident. As long as I didn’t go too overboard and crank it up too fast it was quite pleasant =) .
@Joseph Raszagal
Oh yes and that is amazing to have done if you have sore muscles :D
[Gets home after work]
Me: “Man, I’m beat. Moving all those crates was a nightmare today, especially after Jessi got the forklift stuck in the ceiling.”
Stun Horse: “Want an electric muscle massage?”
Me: “You’re the best, Trigger.”
[Citcom music]
So she can basically serve as an electroshock therapy pony in a pinch?
She can control her shock :D She could give your sore muscles gentle little kissies to make them feel better…
“Why do you go into seizures every time I give you a peck on the cheek?”
[Doesn’t have the heart to tell her]
Nooooooooo…
Here’s a version without the text.
Despite the hilarious text at the end, that was such an adorable Flitter gif.
your current filter.I wonder watt she likes in a guy.
I bet all her boyfriends are from Ohm-aha
Her first time must have been electrifying.
I’d stop, but I re-fuse.
Okay, now where can I find a hangman pony? I’m really quite a noose-ance.
Kill me.
A TV-Y pony, if you could.
@Dirty Bit
@Mike J.
And then that happened:
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your current filter.