HUSBAND!?

THAT IS CORRECT HERESY!
 
Punches the air repeatingly as if training
 
WE NEED TO STRONGER IN ORDER TO RULE AND KEEP MY SUBJECTS SAFE! WE’RE SURE OUR HUSBAND COULD TAKE CARE OF THE NIGHTLY DUTIES IN OUR ABSENCE.
 
Blasts Trotsky with Moon manipulation abilities and now has a nocturnal sleep habit

Luna, you better give him the breast plate as well. That new sexy princess body is making all four of us hot and bothered.

I’m curious.
 
Luna, do I have your powers?
 
hit by pretty princess ray
 
For once in my life, I feel hot.

She is abdicating to get back in shape. Correct Luna?

@CottonTales
 
She’s gonna help me make stuff at sugercube corner, if she wants to that is.
 
Gonna be hard not being able to use the royal treasury to buy stuff with, she’s gonna need a job.

Over two thousand settings on this thing. Not one can fix your stubbornness. Oh well.
 
sets ray to “pretty princess” mode and shoots him

:O

@Luna  
then who are you?

EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!:
 
AS OF RIGHT NOW TROTSKY IS YOUR PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!

Cybermen? Heresy!

@Random
 
pauses
 
Nope.
 
@Pinkie
 
You quiet down, you pink abomination. You started this whole zombie thing.
 
@Luna
 
Excuse me?

@Zombie  
I know a cult religion you would be perfect for then brother Trotsky :3

Trotsky everyone has a purpose, you just gotta…find it.

Equips a sweat band on my head and places my tiara on Trotsky’s head while I jogged in place
 
Now you have a purpose again.

@Zombie_Trotsky
 
Why not become a cyborg? They don’t need to feel, in fact they couldn’t if they tried.

shoots Trotsky with ray on “amnesia” setting
 
Better?

Trotsky may become an anointed of the void. We must tread lightly everyone.

You don’t “forget” that stuff, BH! That shit will stick with me for eternity.
 
My life is a damn lie. My beliefs, my values… meaningless.
 
It’s ingrained into my brain.
 
I’m not sure if I can find purpose any more.

@Pinkie:
 
Reality nearly tore itself apart, but we head fun.

*unsee.

well good you don’t have memories of it it would be terrible to remember the process of your thoughts being twisted into the hivemind don’t you think

@Trotsky  
Um, uh okay…

Oh dear. I fear our dear Trotsky may have been exposed to one of the extraexistential abominations which calls the void home. Anybody know a good memory patch spell? It may be better for him to Unser this.