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Description

Based on the Chinese comic panels from: Old Master Q Comics Collection Series 7, pg 32
 
Life is SO much safer with a Titan, especially when your chances of encountering a serial killer is 1 in 128
 
Civilian Atlas Bodyguard  
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Introduced as the first prototype by Hammond Robotics and remodified by the Outcasters private company, this fighting machine improvises both armor and mobility to fit the needs of an average Joe fighter. Unlike the military Atlas Titans, this civilian version is three-quarters the size, less autonomous and is not fitted with a damage core.
 
However, it is slightly faster and more user-friendly, thanks to its lighter “silicon carbide-infused magnesium skeleton”:www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/ucla-researchers-create-exceptionally-strong-and-lightweight-new-metal and its gait movement recognition software ,thus making them ideal for catching the heartless low-lives who now don’t feel so tough when confronted with the largest commercially available robotic bodyguard.
 
This robot can be controlled with your Iphone or with an Apple Watch using the voice-recognition system that will only recognize its rightful owner (anyone else who tries to speak to the Atlas will be met by the special delivery of the Atlas’ air maul!!). In addition to that, the Civilian Atlas also loves long hikes in forest reserves, barbecuing contests, cat-sitting for old ladies at the nursery and arm wrestling with other Titans.
 
(DISCLAIMER: DOES NOT COME WITH TITAN WEAPONS; THIS CIVILIAN MODEL IS SPECIFICALLY CREATED FOR BOXING!!)
 
Note: Also comes with a cheaper and simpler BIY (build-it-yourself) model version, along with the USB instructions video, for nerdy engineers who love to have a more hands-on-experience!!
 
Reference:
 
Serial Killer: * Bloodknife by chili19 armed with a Ruger LCP
 
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*Sorry if I had ever hurt her killer ego

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