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Sheath's slutty and depraved partner / rival, who like Sheath wants what she thinks is best for you, except according to her skewed beliefs and tastes. Whenever Sheath is there giving you genuinely helpful advice and guidance, Slick is on the other side quick to insist that if the lady just jumps up and down afterward she won't get pregnant and that your first priority is to get some. Like a debauched shoulder angel and devil.
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No, she's the lube itself. She "replenishes", so to speak, by drinking water and/or eating non-living lube :D
So the bottle contains the soul of the lube pone and it comes back when the bottle is refilled?
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No. She just lives in the bottle :D
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Anything. If you get off to it, she does too.
So would that include foaliphilia and necrophilia? >:D
I hope she cleans between all of them.
She gets off on it. All of it. Believe me it is literally impossible to ask any sexual at of her that she wouldn't immediately be interested in doing, let alone would actually disgust her.
Speaking of Slick, what's her opinion on being used for sticking dildoes in orifices, instead of dicks?
@Badumsquish
How does she feel if the user is uncut and thus doesn't consider lube necessary for hands-on experience?
@zippysqrl
I have no shame. I'm an ooooooold fan of the show considering it's target demographic so through the magic of Super Mathematics it works out.
WOW badum, that's an ooooooold meme
GODDAMMIT I LOST
Lol oops. All that ?scope103249u2305TheGameu40912uj40v9mjoric32o4thcwmi trickery at the end of the link always throws me off.
>>1036915
Also, your toaster link is not the toaster.
Honestly, the toaster is the cutest of the bunch for me, and certainly the least intimidating. The lamp might be amusing if it keeps asking what I'm doing every time I'm using it.
But the condom? Putting on another living thing as I'm about to express my interest in another living thing? I don't think I could get past that one.
If it makes you feel any better, all ponified objects delight in being used for their intended purpose. They also tend to have personalities relating to their function: the lamp and toaster are both warmhearted and patient, the condom is protective and defensive, etc etc.
Edited because: FTFY
Zippy stahp XD
Edited
So there's a jizz-pony, a lube-pony, and a condom-pony.
… So basically, a twosome turns into a fivesome with GMHAA?
That comment reminded me of
I'm guessing she's a fan of the old adage; "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough".
Not just when you fuck, either.
She might be a complete debauched pig with a lot of bad and disgusting qualities, but Slick does genuinely care as much as Sheath.
She's happy and willing to, ahem, step up to the challenge by herself, on those lonely nights…
… Interesting…