@Background Pony #E523  
Should be “rhetorical or serious”, not “compliment or sarcasm”.

@Blissey1  
Not sure if compliment or sarcasm.

@Background Pony #E523  

 
Could you have possibly chosen a less erotic way to write that

@Badumsquish  
I made you a snake story. I must warn you, its extremely explicit.

All this talk about snakes reminds me of a snake story!
 
We had these little cuties where I lived growing up, and I made sort of a pet out of one. I did a lot of work on cars and motors, usually at night, when I was in my teens, and I had an old barn we used as a shop where I’d set up some heat and music. It didn’t take one of these little guys long to figure out that person in barn = heat source so in he’d come. I named him Fernando because this was playing when I noticed him the first time, and set up a little nest for him to burrow in and such. I don’t know how tame snakes actually get, mind you, but Fernando got “tame” enough that I could pick him up and he’d sit coiled up on my lap and wouldn’t bite.
 
I’m not entirely sure what Fernando’s ultimate fate was since he just stopped showing up eventually; either something got him, he died of old age, or maybe migrated or something. I was pretty sad since he had been around for about 4 years. I’ve never had a snake as a pet since, but having Fernando made me pretty fond of them.

@Pagan  
Eeeyup.

@Keith Mowz  
Because he would pick it up anyway?

@Pagan  
I was tempted to say I got it from Irwin but I kinda doubt it. Though it would explain why I’d be confused as to whether or not I should pick up said snake.

@Blissey1  
good times.
 
I watched animal planet a lot I liked Jeff Corwin and Steve Irwin.

@Pagan  
I learned it from a show on the discovery channel, back when the discovery channel actually had shows like that.

@Dirty Bit  
I learned it in elementary school.

@Keith Mowz
 
Oh. Nevermind, then XD

@Dirty Bit  
Uh, no. I think if I picked it up from anything in particular it might have been an old camping/scout’s guide book.

@Keith Mowz
 
That one video with the salamander and the snake, right!? I saw it as a child, too!

I always remembered it as ‘red touches black, something about jack. red touches yellow, something about a fellow. Kills a fellow? I guess the red-to-black one must be the okay one.’

@Blissey1  
Mine was close to that as well it was “Red touches black you’re okay jack red touches yellow and you’re a dead fellow.”

oh, and the version of that rhyme that I learned went “…red on black, you’re alright, jack”

Red touches black, friend of (Apple)Jack…?

D’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww! Ahhhhhhhhh! So cuuuuuuuute!

@ShimmeringStallion
 
Such an adorable image

I kinda want her to bite the side of GMHAA’s hand, while giving him puppy-dog eyes.

@Badumsquish  
Fair enough. I understand that.
 
@Blissey1  
I did, yeah.

@rainbowleader  
wait you mean you said milky without noticing I had already said it?

@Badumsquish  
(Though let it be known I really liked the name btw)

@rainbowleader  
I know there’s really no reason two characters can’t share a name, and I will do it if it’s a super common name several OCs are using anyways, but it just doesn’t feel right using a name that’s already been given to someone’s well-established OC.