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Background Pony #6DDC
What if equestria fillies love to be used as cock sleeves by adults and it’s normal as playing video games with them and totally not a taboo. in fact their first users are usually their parents and royalty.
 
why humands tend to impose their own world morality and culture into other life forms? LOL
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Scp-3125
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“Do they have lie detecting spells?”  
“Yes, why do you- oh, shit”
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N2MP

Saw a joke like this with Luke and Professor Layton. Luke demands sex, Layton refuses because he’s not a pedo. Luke then puts on an act of talking with a cop about how Layton molested him and Layton is stuck in the position of not doing it and getting a fake accusation, or breaking the law to keep Luke quiet.
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Background Pony #A8D6
TBH i’m more interested in these two than the moms.
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Type_Vampire

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Here I come Fimfiction.
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SilentObserver01
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…I could drag you to the basement and just lock you in there…this is a two way street girls.
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L0ve_Machin3

Watch these little cunts just make him do chores and shit
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Background Pony #4315
@SFaccountant  
@Background Pony #823F
Perhaps so. But I don’t feel like our ethical objections against sex with children are one of those “crappy morals”.
 
I think what I said came out the wrong way. Adults having sexual relations with children is definitely wrong, I’m not debating that.  
@Background Pony #823F
Eevee takes it to an extreme, obviously, but he doesn’t need to. The CMC are clearly too young to be getting into serious relationships, and they got their cutie marks later than most.
I mean, obviously.
This joke wouldn’t make any sense otherwise.
 
I think that they would be old enough to get into a relationship with other fillies/colts their own age. It has been somewhere over a year in show canon so Apple Bloom would be eight years old by now. The CMC act much more mature for their age than a real life child would be. I’m not sure about Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, though.
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@Background Pony #823F  
Perhaps so. But I don’t feel like our ethical objections against sex with children are one of those “crappy morals”.
 
@Background Pony #823F  
Eevee takes it to an extreme, obviously, but he doesn’t need to. The CMC are clearly too young to be getting into serious relationships, and they got their cutie marks later than most.
 
I mean, obviously.  
This joke wouldn’t make any sense otherwise.
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Background Pony #4315
@Eeveeinheat  
Apple Bloom was listed as being seven years old on her audition script. If we consider that we have never seen any ponies smaller than her in the show with cutie marks, the chances of your joke scenario happening would be unlikely.
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@Background Pony #823F  
Uh, did you you even read my joke scenario about the one month year old infant that is legal? Imagine that, but like a two year old who could say, “Wow, this feels good. I like it” and the courts taking that as consent because they are legal in Equestria. Parents could raise their kids as (Putting a spoiler here since this next part is a bit more than suggestive)cock sleeves that love dick. This would make it so the kids grow up not having their own wants and needs, but programmed as sex slaves. This already happens in real life in terms of non-sexual things, like religion and political opinions, but if doing it sexually was made legal it would be even worse than those religious parents programming their kids.
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@SFaccountant  
Yeah, no kidding; that would have given the stallion turnout at the CMC’s cute-ceañera a much creepier vibe.
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Background Pony #4315
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@SFaccountant
Yeah, the type of world where that is the only thing that makes you legal would be horrible. Civilized society could not function morally.
 
Why would that type of world be horrible? There are a ton of crappy moral values that exist in this world and I’m sure that applies to Equestria too.
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Background Pony #3293
@Eeveeinheat  
>one month old figuring out what they’ll be doing for the rest of their life  
Sure thing kiddo.
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Eeveeinheat
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@Fummy  
I don’t think that’s how it works.  
I hope that’s not how it works.
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What prison time? They got their cutiemarks, theyre legal.
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Old school Diamond and Silver get all of my love. They probably have servants in their homes who do things for them but a servant can always quit. Anon here is caught between a rock and a filly place. I’d do as the fillies say, Anon. There are harsher masters of your fate to be found in prison and they aren’t nearly as adorable.
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Bhazor

Do it you wimp, they’re worth the prison time.
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It’s The Mask!!
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BEST PONIES DEFEAT ANON.
 
 
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Oh yeah, wasn’t that a South Park episode?
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Eeveeinheat
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Most children don’t realize the power they had for blackmailing adults into doing whatever they say until they grow up, and then lose that ability.
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Background Pony #FA79
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Do what? Do whatever they say?
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Always loved those fillies, always will.
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