Here’s my line up for the cast so far.
 
Sombra/Arbmos as Alucard
 
Fluttershy as Seras Victoria
 
Twilight Sparkle as Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing
 
Fancy Pants as Walter C. Dornez
 
Now here’s where everyone is going to hate me for.
 
Vector Crocodile as Alexander Anderson
 
Pipsquek as Pip Bernadette
 
Honey Cat as Yumi
 
Guntz (from the Klonoa series) as Heinkel Wolfe. It’s funny because I thought Heinkel was actually a young boy with a feminine voice. But since Honey is a cat and Guntz is a wolf that both share a similar color pallete, it just seemed like a good match. That and Guntz is a gunslinger himself.
 
The reason I say Vector as Anderson is again. I think he could pull off the look if it’s done right. That and I see it as a kinda play on the little rivalry between Bronys and Sonic fans just like how the Hellsing organization is at odds with the Catholic Church. Also I could just see Arbmos spouting a ton of off color jokes about autism and aspergers.
 
Again this is just my headcannon and I have no problem with those who disagree.

@Stotter  
Yeah, she pulls off a much better Seras than Alucard.

@chubbyninja89  
Well, she was the only canon vampire pony.  
That said, I agree. More Serashy.

There should be more Sombracard art than Alushy. Being Alucard suits Sombra far more than Fluttershy.

@Background Pony #2FB9  
Quit being a crybaby hater. Either that or continue having no life to spend all your time hating on nonsense on the internet.

MOVING ON!

@Background Pony #35DF  
How did you even get here?

Stop ruining everything with ponies

@wildrook
 
Discord: So that apology?

@Whoknows
 
Rarity: I can’t help but fear the kind of headway he gets when he focuses more on his job.

@Background Pony #33E9
 
Discord: Over the last couple of years he has sent no less than 200 death threats to Princess Cadence. By carrier pigeon no less. They just fly right into the empire. The latest was read as such…
 
Sombra: Dear Chief Replacement, I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you’re curious about the frequency of which I’ve sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. Add if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.
 
That’s right.
 
I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey.
 
Follow me on twitter @TheShadowFuckr!
 
Sincerely, Sombra.

@Zeryurijin
 
Twilight:  
(Stressful sigh)  
“Going through the royal hallway is going to be a REAL headache now…”
 
Fancy Pants:  
“Oh! and speaking of ‘headaches’; a telegram has arrived for you~”
 
(Twilight checks telegram)
 
Twilight:  
“This telegram is from…DISCORD!?”  
(Rage mode)  
“Why that filth, arrogant, SLIMY, CHAOS LOVING, PIECE OF SH–!!!”

@Chapelseed  
That was like my favorite line in the series. Imagining that act of petty trolling still makes my eyes water from giggles.

@Zeryurijin  
Fancy Pants Dornez: Sir Rarity, I apologize. I tried to stop him, but when I pleaded with him, he merely responded with - mind my Prench, no offense -  
Some Taken  
Fancy Pants Dornez: “Fuck the Guard”. He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.  
Sombracard: [giggles like a foolish perv]

@wildrook  
They’re a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the Valentine brig-  
Sombracard:Wait Are these guys French?  
We were forced to post mortality rates. They’re the only ones who replied.  
Sombracard: We are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel here.

@Chapelseed
 
Sombracard: So, what’s up with the Bridesmeeting?

xD

@wildrook  
STOP SCREAMING

Oh, party party party  
I wanna have a party  
I need to have a party  
You’d better have a party
 
Oh, party party party  
You gotta party-harty  
I gotta have a party  
Or else you will be sorry

<Kids> “YEAH!”  
<Scary Pony> * holds up a mirror.