Suuuus!

That, was a 70 inch plasma tv. So how can i help you?

Discord:  
“YOU have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world!  
And IF you survive you tell of this later! Except you WONT!  
Because I will KILL YOU%!!”  
(Psychotic laughter)  
“AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!”
 
Sombra:  
“Ooh, how classy%….And unoriginal. That’s totally from  
Boondock Saints…”
 
Discord:  
“Wha–?? No it’s not! I came up with it a week ago!”
 
Sombra:  
“Uh-huh…So what do want anyway? Ponyville Schoolhouse is  
just a couple of blocks from here”

@Whoknows
 
Discord:  
“Well then, shall I ask you for your name%…?”
 
Sombra:  
“Only if you give yours, freak-show…”
 
Discord:  
“Very well, I’ll give you the common courtesy%! The NAMES–”
 
Fancypants:  
“Discord, the spirit of chaos”
 
Princess Twilight:  
“…Oh, f**k all kinds of duck…”

Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering shadow king. I killed a LOT of ponies to get this title. I deserve to be called such.

@TheAntiCat  
mostly because most of the cast was agreed upon, and I was tired from work at the time to go back through older images searching for them

@TheAntiCat  
Parodys are fun aren’t they?

@Chapelseed  
So what if it’s been discussed before? Anon was just offering his opinion. Also, why didn’t you just post your changes, instead of Anon’s whole list with your edits?
 
Fuckin’ Hell, common sense…

@Background Pony #E5B0  
we already discussed this many times  
Cast:  
Good guys:  
King Sombra as Alucard  
Milky Way as Seras Victoria (Aka Police Girl)  
Rarity as Sir Integra Hellsing  
Fancypants as Alexander Anderson  
Daring Do as Pip Bernadotte
 
Villains:  
Principal Cinch (ponified) as Enrico Maxwell  
Aryanne as The Major  
Changeling Army as Millennium Army  
Flim Flam Brothers as Valentine Brothers  
Ahuizotl as Tubalcain Alhambra  
Trixie as Rip van Winkle  
Chrysalis as Zorin Blitz  
Big Mac as Alexander Anderson  
Prince Blueblood as Reggie
 
Other:  
Ms. Harshwhinny as Sir Penwood  
Trenderhoof as Hotel bellboy  
Princess Celestia as The Queen of England

@Reaper_of_Ponies
 
…That’s not a bad idea~!
 
Cast:  
Good guys:  
King Sombra as Alucard  
Radiant Hope as Seras Victoria (Aka Police Girl)  
Princess Twilight as Sir Integra Hellsing  
Fancypants as Alexander Anderson  
Daring Do as Pip Bernadotte
 
Villains:  
Principal Cinch (ponified) as Enrico Maxwell  
Queen Chrysalis as The Major  
Changeling Army as Millennium Army  
Flim Flam Brothers as Valentine Brothers  
Ahuizotl as Tubalcain Alhambra  
Trixie as Rip van Winkle  
Mane-iac as Zorin Blitz  
Iron Will/Discord as Alexander Anderson  
Prince Blueblood as Reggie
 
Other:  
Ms. Harshwhinny as Sir Penwood  
Trenderhoof as Hotel bellboy  
Princess Celestia as The Queen of England

looks at comments below  
Fellow Ponyvillains, This must be made to come to pass. We must make Hellsing Abridged: Vampires are Magic!

Flim:  
“Now if you don’t mind, I’LL GO EAT THAT TWILIGHT BH!  
AHAHAHAHAHA–!!”
 
(As he opens the door, that mane 6 aim their weapons  
at him)
 
Flim:  
“….Well that’s not fair at all…”
 
Twilight:  
(Smirks)  
“I’m sorry, we don’t give a fk~…”
 
(They all start shooting Flim to death while  
shouts the BIGGEST F-bomb)
 
Flim:  
“Fk…! Where the F*K did my changelings go…?!”
 
Fancypants:  
“Oh, they’ve been dealt with…”
 
(Radiant Hope slaughters changelings)

Flam:I’m trying to have serious conversation with you here.  
Sombracard:Oh so am I and I’m failing and I’m sorry for that.It’s because I’m so agitated because this blond little s**t strolled into my room,destroyed my 70inch plasma TV and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father! (Both draw there guns)Be a sport and grab daddy another beer won,t you?(brains splatter)

(Radiant Hope grabs hold of Flim for Fancypants to interrogate)
 
Flim:  
(Sarcastically)  
“Gee willikers, mister, I’m SO sorry for slaughtering your guards  
tearing up this castle%. I promised I learned my less–”  
(Gets his leg STOMPED)  
“OW!! Take a JOKE, ahole…!”
 
Fancypants:  
“And everything you say just PISSES me off! Now then, good sir,  
are you going to tell us everything you know%…?”
 
Flim:  
“Alright then…All you have to do is go to local pharmacy, ask for  
something called ‘Viagra’, and it’ll help you go FK yourself!!”

@Background Pony #E5B0  
So Flim is Jan? I can’t even imagine it.

Flam:  
“The night walker… who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond pony,  
a monster who’s power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on  
darkness itself–!”
 
Sombracard:  
“Oh, you dirty filly%! WORK the SHAFT%!”
 
Flam:  
“Excuse you…???”
 
Sombracard:  
“Oh, I’m sorry. I just love to dirty talk whenever somepony’s  
SUCKING my C**K….”
 
Flam:  
“Maybe I’ll skip to the point; My name is Flam.
 
Sombracard:  
“And I’m Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am~!”

On the tv jake the dog laughing then suddenly the tv is destroyed and in its ruins is a unicorn.  
Sombracard:That was a 70in plasma screen tv.Sucks in breath So!How can I help you?

@Zeryurijin  
I gotta say its about damn good time for some good quality Arbmos artwork. Not that I got anything against Alushy but Sombra just presents a better fit. Though Fluttershy would be a shoe in for Seras Victoria.

@chaotic-7  
I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you here.
 
Oh so am I. And I’m failing and I’m sorry for that.
 
Cyborg-Pony filled in the rest. :P

@Chapelseed  
Hahaha…good one.

@chaotic-7  
on a date with Waldo trying to out-thief Lupin III

And I’m Carmane Sandieago, guess whrere I am?!

@ewilles  
but he doesn’t want one… Jesus does, though

Give him a hug!