Jerkface
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Guilt tripping.  
Good luck getting that to work on me.
kircher

Stopped caring
All those vegetables, screaming out, but no one could hear. . .  
full
ShimmeringStallion

@Gundlach  
“Yep; Veggie dogs.”  
“… O-One Garden Murder Tube coming up…”  
“Oh for crying out loud…”
TheDog
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Howdy 4 All
Give me three double murderburgers with ketchup, mustard, and your tears. And don’t forget to put strips of fried murdered pig on them.
IceKitsune
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Pre-G4 Art Archivist
Murder Tube and Murder Patty are way better names than we have!
Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Human: “Would it help you to know that there are hot dogs not made out of meat?”  
Cashier: *GAAAASP* “REALLY~!?”
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Andreas98  
Murder patties are way superior to murder tubes anyways.
gasmaskangel
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Artist -
Since the Beginning  -

@lasty  
Human: And make sure you cry on them. The tears make murder more delicious.
Background Pony #0443
“Can I have some extra ketchup on my murder tube, You know to simulate the bloody gore of a fresh kill”
That One Guy

I wonder what they say when you ask for a full steak. Or buy a roast chicken.
Maya
Duck - Racist Shitflinger
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

2.97 for a single murder tube? Better give me the whole animal
lasty
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

dead to you
Human: uh…can I change my order?  
Pony: Really!? Sure!  
Human: Three murder tubes.
AaronMk
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Sky funeral
Do they have any pawpaw?
kircher

Stopped caring
Not in the mood for a Nathan;s murder tube; let’s go the the quivering fish parts bar instead.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
I’d like my murder tube covered in meat mulch, if that’s alright.
OneOverTwo
A Really Hyper Artist - 500+ images under their artist tag
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Spinister
Man, “murder tube” sounds way delciousser than “hot dog”.
Andreas98

I could really go for a murder patty insteed.
Drefsab
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Dress horse waifu
Can I get extra mustard on my murder tube?
chi
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

CHI
well i’m vegetarian now I guess