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Crist_Heiser

Tha’ts nice. Mine nowhere resembles any anime character. I kept insisting insisting her to dye her hair light blue so she resembles kurumu kurono (because of her breasts), but no, she only liked to dye her hair blonde.
thanatosG3

@Crist_Heiser  
She thinks it’s hilarious as hell, and I honestly agree with her.  
As for what she looks like, think Seras Victoria, just taller, with longer black hair. It’s not too uncommon to see other guys gawking at her. The moment they walk up though, she’s an Ice Queen :P As for me, I just love watching her shoot ’em down like a one winged duck, so I let her do her thing.
Crist_Heiser

@thanatosG3  
That’s a ver cute story, I’m glad for you man. That will never be possible for me since most of my childhood friends are in stable relationships already or moved far far away.
 
BTW I have no problem with clichés, I don’t hate them. But I preffer to call them “tropes”.
thanatosG3

@Crist_Heiser  
Funny story.  
The old anime cliche of childhood friends becoming more than just friends came true for me.  
I’ve known her since I was 5. That’s 16 years. After about 14 years of knowing her, well…. forgive the cliche, but I started seeing her as a woman, and not just a close friend.  
From there, things just kept going, until they are what they are now.
Crist_Heiser

@thanatosG3  
Really? Awesome! I’ve always wanted to kiss like that but never had the opportunity just smooch and cuddles with every gf I had (3) and currently I have noone. I’m planing to restart my relationship with the first one again, we’re still great friends and never wanted to end in first place.
thanatosG3

@Crist_Heiser  
Words can’t really describe it…. but it’s something that once you start, it’s nigh impossible to pull apart, even knowing you have to breathe.  
We’ve had to stop ourselves from going further afterwards several times. XD
Crist_Heiser

@thanatosG3  
That’s really nice, the first few months after we started dating I wanted to pork her so badly but then I didn’t cared, like you I was very happy just with her at my side, she was funny and really knew how to cook very well; when THAT finally happened she was the one that came up with the idea xD.
 
Now that you mention it, how does a french kiss feels like? I’ve never french kissed anyone, just normal kisses, kisses on the cheek, however you call the nose with nose thing in english…  
everytime I’ve had sex has been result of groping, a game, a wrestle (in the case of how I lost my virginity), boredom, a bet, a favor… but never an actual romantic situation or at least that’s how I feel it.
thanatosG3

@Crist_Heiser  
We haven’t gone any further than French kissing ourselves, but she’s happy with that, and I’m happy with it.  
I’ve told her time and time again though, if she ever wants to, to just say it. Despite being together for a year, we still haven’t but I’m okay with that.
thanatosG3

@Crist_Heiser  
Well, that’s how it goes sometimes.  
Ironically, my GF picked up on all the innuendos and dirty jokes I made VERY quickly. At first, she was insulted.  
Then she noticed they were never directed at any other girls.
Crist_Heiser

Some years ago, when I was 15, a new family moved near my home and they had an smoking-hot daughter, she had a nice rack, big hips,a nice butt and perfect legs… Aaaaand she was 13. She was also naive as fuck (almost downright stupid). The thing is: every time I talked to her I used loads of double-entendre and when she was eating (bananas, lollipops, etc…) I liked to make dirty jokes; she never understood any of those things UNTIL LAST YEAR. Oh boy she was so frustrares…
Whoknows
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Thinking Don’t think about the popsicle in her mouth. It’s just a popsicle she’s sucking. And licking… it’s just a popsicle.  
You: So you like licking that dick?  
Sweetie: Huh?  
Thinking FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!