Was not expecting these comments.

Spike: I’m sorry, but are we a couple?  
Twilight: No, b…  
Spike: Exactly, now let me go back to these huge tits that need my attention!  
Twilight: What if I need your attention?  
Spike: You need me right now?  
Twilight:…
 
Then Spike returns to his porn.
 
Twilight: Spike, I have magical powers, I can give myself boobs!  
Spike: Can I touch them afterwards?  
Twilight: No!
 
Then goes back to his porn!
 
Twilight: Dammit Spike!

Spike: “Yeah, and if you showed me yours I would pay attention to you too, but as it stands…”  
TS: “That’s not what I meant.”  
Spike: “Uh huh, Don’t you have ‘Friendships’ to spread?”  
TS: “I- You- You are SO grounded when I get back.”  
Spike: “Yeah, like I’m going to listen to an ‘absentee mother’.”  
TS:“I AM YOUR GUARDIAN!”  
Spike:“and yet, I take better care of YOU.”

Yes, I know you’re “right there”. Now quit distracting me.

Foreboden.

@poprox101  

 
Twilight: Spike, mine are bigger!  
Spike: Nope.

Twilight is a ‘boob’ of a sort.

And boobless.

But ponies don’t have boobs.  
Unless you count crotchtits.

Spike: Boobs.  
Twilight: Spike I’m like right here.  
Spike: …Boobs.

Spike: “Celestia knows you ain’t got nothing to show me, look at yourself, flatter than a punctured ball. Don’t judge me when the only girl in the house might as well be scrubbing laundry of her chest.”