@Background Pony #B707  
“It’s not gay, you actually look kind of feminine.”
 
“What?”
 
“Isn’t your wife out of town?”
 
“Well-”
 
“I found this maid outfit that fits you perfectly.”

Shining: “Anon, dude, you’re touching my horn; that’s pretty gay.”

That is nothing to worry about, because he is your pet, anon. You should get him some biscuits and a frisbee.
 

 
@Background Pony #7804
 
Perhaps he is standing on a stool, or his legs are rather long. If his legs are really that tall and long, he (and Twilight) might be warmblood horses, suitable for racing.
 

Super homo.

@Background Pony #E36C I choose to believe his legs look like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/64/a1/5c64a1bf962042550f91e12e198f8f93.jpg

Is shining armour standing on, like, a stool or something? Cause he seems awfully tall compared to anon

So Homo.

It’s not gay if you’re both straight.

I mean, given that Shining is married to a bangin’ hot mare, I wouldn’t have suspected a thing, anon.

SA: “Why did you have to make it weird?”

People pet, say, a labrador on the head, maybe scratch it behind the ears a little, and nobody bats an eye.
 
But do that to a little unicorn and everyone loses their minds.
 
 
…then again I’m not exactly fond of people petting me unsolicited so I guess I can see how they might not like it.

@Blissey1  
Gonna need a quote from Hasbro/Lauren Faust that MLP unicorn horns are phallic symbols. Anybody can point at a long, thin object and claim it’s a phallic symbol. Doesn’t automatically make it so.

@Blissey1  
Good thing so called phallic symbols are almost always bupkis.

@Kryptid  
according to anyone who knows what a phallic symbol is

@Spritejunkee  
That’s what I was implying.

@ColdhardSilver  
According to who? The local fetish community? Might as well say that feet are lewd things for the same reason.

@ColdhardSilver  
Take a closer look at Anon’s thumb. Is it just me or is he trying to feel it?

@Kryptid  
Horns are lewd things, Krytid.

And… why would petting a pony’s head imply anything sexual is going on…?

Shining: Speak for yourself, Anon. I didn’t get this vacation from my wife and foal for nothing.  
Anon: Uhhh…  
Shining: Mount me like your horses, Anon.  
Anon: Wait–  
Shining: I can take whatever load you got. Just take me to town.
 
-Five Minutes Later-
 
Anon: Thanks for the ride Shining, I couldn’t gotten to Ponyville any quicker than I could’ve on foot.  
Shining: No problem, buddy.  
Anon: So what do I owe you, man? A massage, a meal.  
Shining: Well, I would like you to stop rubbing my horn. We unicorns can get pretty excited from that kind of stuff.  
Anon: I know.  
Shining: O///_///O What kind of massage you had in mind?  
Anon: The happy kind. >:3

Cute

Speak for yourself, Anonomon!  
<3 Shiny

That awkward moment where your instinct to platonically pet mammalian quadrupeds conflicts with the knowledge that said quadruped is sentient.

>anon  
>no homo  
With all those colt cuddlers and trap ticklers threads? Yeah nah.

just watch that horn.