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Zincy 
Herald of the Void
@toxicrystal
I think Outlast was one of the worst offenders of that. There was about a billion ways to get the fuck out of there in the early stages, but the dumbfuck just had to go for the front door.
I think Outlast was one of the worst offenders of that. There was about a billion ways to get the fuck out of there in the early stages, but the dumbfuck just had to go for the front door.
Silent_Witness
Nan iChir Gelair
@toxicrystal
From what I remember of Markiplier’s playthrough of Resident Evil 7, most of the windows were either boarded up or too small to fit through.
From what I remember of Markiplier’s playthrough of Resident Evil 7, most of the windows were either boarded up or too small to fit through.
Mikey 
(Previously known as Mike)
Site Moderator
Prince of Purp
Finished Dragon Quest 8 3DS, hooray. Now to do post-game next time, and get the alternate ending. Before I grind a bunch of levels, first, of course.
HJSDGCE, God's Wrath 
(Previously known as HJSDGCE)
God & Chocolatier
@toxicrystal
In video game world, boarded up windows are indestructible. Only those super strong enemies can break them.
In video game world, boarded up windows are indestructible. Only those super strong enemies can break them.
Nightweaver20xx 
Omnicidal maniac
@HJSDGCE
And remember, locked doors can’t EVER be broken down. No matter if it’s just a little latch lock on the door handle, if shit’s locked, it’s locked until you find the key.
I wonder if any game devs have tried to break out of that archetype by now? Like your protagonist encounters a locked door and they’re like "OH WELL! SMASH!"
And remember, locked doors can’t EVER be broken down. No matter if it’s just a little latch lock on the door handle, if shit’s locked, it’s locked until you find the key.
I wonder if any game devs have tried to break out of that archetype by now? Like your protagonist encounters a locked door and they’re like "OH WELL! SMASH!"
Pilot Solaris
Too easy.
@Nightweaver20xx
No Man’s Sky did it.
But they didn’t do it very well.
<- *still salty about No Man's Sky*
No Man’s Sky did it.
But they didn’t do it very well.
<- *still salty about No Man's Sky*
Nightweaver20xx
Omnicidal maniac
@Pilot Solaris
To be fair I forgot about Bethesda games in general, and stuff like Elder Scrolls in particular, where you could pick locks. IIRC you could smash doors down also in their sequel to Wolfenstein.
To be fair I forgot about Bethesda games in general, and stuff like Elder Scrolls in particular, where you could pick locks. IIRC you could smash doors down also in their sequel to Wolfenstein.
Dustcan 
@Silent_Witness
Except at one point the only thing keeping you from escaping the is a wood mesh wall on a second floor balcony hallway. All that’s stopping you is a barrier you can break with your bare hands and a 10 foot drop.
Except at one point the only thing keeping you from escaping the is a wood mesh wall on a second floor balcony hallway. All that’s stopping you is a barrier you can break with your bare hands and a 10 foot drop.
Viscera
(Previously known as Dashu)
Umu
There’s this "Strange Log" Twitter account, that posts odd entries of game changelogs. It’s always fun, but I think that might be the best one yet:
And I really wonder from what game that is from.
And I really wonder from what game that is from.
evilpresident
Honest corruption
@Dustcan
Could be worse. In Silent Hill Homecoming, you get stopped by a chain at some point.
Could be worse. In Silent Hill Homecoming, you get stopped by a chain at some point.
toxicrystal 
LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!
Oh yeah, I played Oregon Trail last night for the first time.
About halfway through, I decided to blaze through the game. Grueling speed, rarely stopping, yadda yadda.
Somehow I made it to the end with nobody dying. My score was, like, 6000.
About halfway through, I decided to blaze through the game. Grueling speed, rarely stopping, yadda yadda.
Somehow I made it to the end with nobody dying. My score was, like, 6000.
Ore-O
Squidamouche
I’m fine with air glide kills for a riven mod. Hell, I’m fine with a Hobbled Key thrown into the mix. But why the hell does it have to be headshot kills? And before you ask it’s for a pistol mod.
SquiggyBomb
Witch Enthusiast
Guess who just finally said "fuck it" and picked up Dragon Ball Fusions.
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