Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

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Brrrrooooaaaah! Coffecoffecoffe! COFFEE!  
It’s not as good a s Methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.
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@Lawrence Alpaca  
That’s why you take speed (amphetamine). Trevor Phillips uses it and he’s productivity personified!
 
Jokes aside, you shouldn’t be using stimulants anyway. Just get active. Run. Jump. Excercise. I’ve never taken an ounce of coffee or energy.
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@TheSultanAkbar  
Supposedly dextroamphetamine is less addictive than dextromethamphetamine. However I cannot imagine an amphetamine that isn’t completely addictive by mechanism of action. Except maybe levoamphetamine because it has so little action.
 
I think how you get the drug, how you take it, and even how you perceive it can have a huge impact on potential for addiction.
 
I got all the energy. I figured that part out. Your absolutely right, you got to keep moving. Exercise is the mother of all stimulants, but some educated drug use can help people slide into a more active state.
 
Just don’t do 10mg of albuterol and run on a treadmill.
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@Lawrence Alpaca  
Unless of course, you’re running outside… in which case run the world!
 
You know, I’d rather be a drug addict than a food craver. Man, consumption of food is a bitch. Digestion itself is a bitch. Everything centered around it can screw itself to hell. Production of food, cooking, eating, stomach churning, pooping, diet, nutrition, eating disorders, alergies,…
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Addiction isn’t exclusive to drugs, but it is a primary concern for anything resembling a performance enhancing drug.
 
Eating disorders, impulse control and gambling are all linked to the same mechanism that makes dopamine drugs so dangerous.
 
Meth will invoke phychological and physical dependance, the phychological component comes instantly when you feel like you’re a mortal god for 45 minutes.
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[screams in German]
It’s currently after midnight and I’m still not tired.
 
Oh God, is it that stupid energy drink?! I HAVE CLASS TOMORROW!!!
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@TheSultanAkbar  
I hate it when I’m running too much liquid through my intestines.
 
Hotsauce, too much water or magnesium, fibrous watery material, and untamed stomach acid.
 
Coffee makes me shit like clockwork, I feel it moving my intestines before it moves my brain.
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My uncle’s situation just got worse.
 
For some unknown reason, he started hallucinating and begun yelling, shouting and pointing his fingers at anything he sees, he even startled alot of other patients, guests and even some student nurses passing by. My grandma was very scared and has her blood pressure gone high.
 
The insertion point of the dialysis up his neck got infected and has a fever from what I heard from my dad’s family.
 
Some fucked up shit we’ve been going through…
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@TheSultanAkbar  
He was once a hardcore alcoholic after breaking up with his gf last 2013 to 2016.
 
Last 2016 was the worst part of his diabetes as it intoxicated more than half it’s blood with sugar and some organs were showing signs of damage which made him 50/50.
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