Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

DAN DAN kokoro hikarete ’ku1  
Sono mabushii egao ni  
Hatenai yami2 kara tobidasô Hold my hand
 
Kimi to deatta toki  
Kodomo no koro taisetsu ni omotte ita basho3 o omoidashita n’ da  
Boku to odotte kurenai ka  
Hikari to kage no Winding Road ima de mo aitsu ni muchû na no?  
Sukoshi dake furimukitaku naru yô na toki mo aru kedo  
Ai to yûki to hokori o motte tatakau yo
 
DAN DAN kokoro hikarete ’ku1  
Kono hoshi4 no kibô no kakera  
Kitto daremo ga eien o te ni iretai  
ZEN ZEN ki ni shinai furi shite mo  
Hora kimi ni koi shite ’ru  
Hatenai yami2 kara tobidasô Hold your hand
 
Okotta kao mo tsukarete ’ru kimi mo suki da kedo  
An’na ni tobashite ikite daijôbu ka na to omou  
Boku wa…nanigenai shigusa5 ni furimawasarete ’ru sea side blue  
Sore de mo aitsu ni muchû na no?  
Motto kikitai koto ga atta no ni  
Futari no kaiwa ga kuruma no oto ni habamarete tôri ni mau yo
 
DAN DAN kokoro hikarete ’ku1  
Jibun de mo fushigi nan da kedo  
Nani ka aru to sugu6 ni kimi ni denwa shitaku naru  
ZEN ZEN ki no nai furi shite mo  
Kekkyoku kimi no koto dake mite ita  
Umi no kanata e tobidasô yo Hold my hand

@Lord Arceus  

 
 
If only we fucking knew…

This will be a week-long wallpaper for now.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
That’s a nice background.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
How do we know FOR A FACT that he’s gone?

@KolpSlack  
We DON’T
 
But he is dead to the internet that’s for sure. If he resurrects his posts then I’ll feel like a complete moron and then forget about it in a few days.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
Ah…I see.

Goodnight.

Tokyo flooding during Typhoon Hagibis.
 

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Jesus…

@That1GuyGAMER18  
I mean just look how clean and neat their floodwaters compared to others where it’s mostly brownish mud in coloration.

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
Yeah.

Seems like someone died of alchohol poisoning in this forum…
 
Damn, I sure could go for a drink… or ten.
 
Cursed drivers licience doctor’s exam…

@That1GuyGAMER18
 
Didn’t that BP friend of his say he hung himself?

@TheSultanAkbar  
Maybe he wanted to get more drunk and thought hand sanitizer or mouthwash was drinkable.
 
Some people are really niave when it comes to drugs, I’ve seen adults drink mouthwash.

@Lawrence Alpaca  
That’s got to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and yet, I’m sure it’s true.
 
I’ve never taken drugs before and even I know hand sanitizer is not for consumption.

@Lawrence Alpaca  
Those things aren’t lethal, are they? They certanly aren’t safe but…

Sometimes the O key on my keyboard doesn’t work.What do I do?

@TheSultanAkbar  
An Oz of wood alcohol will make someone go blind, but it’s slightly possible to build a tolorance.

@Jarkes  

 
I don’t think the alcohol combo had anything to do with it…

I will kill them in a boat.  
I will stay and watch them float.
 
I will kill them in my house.  
I will feed them to my mouse.

@Jarkes  
Both speculations are absolutely absurd.
 
But that’s life. People die in absurd ways.
 
2 weeks ago I about drowned in my vomit on the bottom of the stairs, my mom happened to get home after I blacked out. Blue with no muscle tone.

“When you murder your whole family, it kinda trumps your whole wrestling career” - Ben Kissel

@Lawrence Alpaca  
Ey, shit happens, be glad you’re still here.  
(Or not, depending on how you look at it)

@TheSultanAkbar  
I wouldn’t have even known if I died.
 
I guess it’s cool I’m alive, but if I wanted to be I wouldn’t have drank like I did.
 
I hate living for other people. Being forced to be alive out of guilt and fear.