Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

I’ma vampire

I guess I can play Warframe now.

“Why didn’t you come to class?”  
“I was tired.”  
“You’re not allowed to be tired.”
 
sigh

I have no idea what I am doing.

@AppleJackFrost  
Where you at?

@Carcass Strife  
Home

@AppleJackFrost  
Funny, very funny.

Just did the Vor fight. Died once because I was an idiot who doesn’t check the healthbar.

@AppleJackFrost  
Nice.  
At your ship, if you go to your star chart, and look at Earth, you should see a Junction.  
Each Junctions have a number of tasks you need to do to unlock access to other planets.

Jolyne has to go to the vet again today. She’s getting her final round of shots.

@SquiggyBomb  
Maybe she will get super powers,

@SquiggyBomb  
See you later.
 
Soulflayer Canyon awaits your return.

@Thanotos Omega  
If you’ve met my kitten you would know why that’s a bad idea. She wants to fight EVERYTHING.
 
@NotYourAverageLurker  
The vet didn’t start walk-in visits for another five hours.

@SquiggyBomb  
we will have her fight Dex-Starr!

 
Yes Hal, Batman has no powers.

How can one kitten eat so much?

@SquiggyBomb  
wormholes,

@Thanotos Omega  
Or just a growth spurt. She’s gotten over twice as big in the month she’s been here.

@SquiggyBomb  
Sooooo what happened to the Hamburger Helper?

@NotYourAverageLurker  
???

@SquiggyBomb  
He ate those food?

@NotYourAverageLurker  
SHE EATS KITTEN FOOD!

@SquiggyBomb  
Man, I’m getting really stupid right now.
 
Also, it’s a Garfielf reference.

@SquiggyBomb  
Lasagna doesn’t eat itself you know.