Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Oyster sauce literally started out as overcooked oyster soup.

@NotYourAverageLurker  
Cookies were a messed up attempt at cake. Small cakes

Cute  

@Whatevs  
Potato crisps was a fuck-you dish to a bitchy customer.

@NotYourAverageLurker
 
@Whatevs  
Deep

@NotYourAverageLurker  
And it failed. Imagine being that guy. Jeez

>Oh my oppai  
>Its a car  
>My leg is 10 km long.
 
Stop it captain. Stop.

I WANT YOU TO KILL ME SO HARD THAT I GET PREGNANT

@NotYourAverageLurker  
*Chips, crisps are made from potato doe rather than strait up potatos, Chip makers even took them to court to force them to use that name instead of chips,

@Thanotos Omega  
Interesting fact.

Uuuuuuhhhh what?
 
Why does Netflix have the anime “Seven deadly sins” on their “original series” list?

@Number1pegasus  
They mightve had a big hand in creating the dub. Thats all ive got.

Well. Our captain’s drunken ramblings were a little entertaining.

Jolyne gets her shots today.

Dudes.
 
Life Is Strange is pretty OP.

@ParagonCommander  
Parry. Have you seen my daughter?

@SquiggyBomb  
Daughter? Nope.

Ok so like
 
This isn’t looking good!
 
So yeah there is possibly a Psychopath around our area burning peoples shit down.
 
Just last night again.
 
One of our neighbors three houses over just lost their home. Someone burned it down from the outside.
 
Luckily the old ladies care taker was there and got her out in time so no one was hurt. But yeah there is certainly some piece of shit going around targeting our neighborhood.
 
The chief of Police was out and everything. Said he super wants to get this guy whoever the hell he is. He is actually trying to murder people here. Which makes me think too that yeah, this dude had 100% intentions of burning us alive that day then.

@Number1pegasus  
Jesus dude, stay safe.

@Number1pegasus  
Check the footage.
 
Arm yourself.

@ParagonCommander
 
@NotYourAverageLurker  
My family is very much on the alert now.
 
Also for those who don’t know too. Someone burned my Sister and Brother-in-law’s car just two days ago.
 
And now this happens. We got a pyromaniac on our hands for sure!

@Number1pegasus  

 
go ahead and pour highly flammamble liquids on everything, so when he lights w/e he blows himself up too. Idk if you have any unusable cars u can lure him with

a funnier and less over the top way is to get flammable gel and just places it in places he might decide to go to, he’ll get it on his shoes and shit

@ParagonCommander  

 
 
This is my daughter. Her name is Jolyne.