Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

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Ok so like

This isn’t looking good!

So yeah there is possibly a Psychopath around our area burning peoples shit down.

Just last night again.

One of our neighbors three houses over just lost their home. Someone burned it down from the outside.

Luckily the old ladies care taker was there and got her out in time so no one was hurt. But yeah there is certainly some piece of shit going around targeting our neighborhood.

The chief of Police was out and everything. Said he super wants to get this guy whoever the hell he is. He is actually trying to murder people here. Which makes me think too that yeah, this dude had 100% intentions of burning us alive that day then.
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My family is very much on the alert now.

Also for those who don’t know too. Someone burned my Sister and Brother-in-law’s car just two days ago.

And now this happens. We got a pyromaniac on our hands for sure!

go ahead and pour highly flammamble liquids on everything, so when he lights w/e he blows himself up too. Idk if you have any unusable cars u can lure him with
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a funnier and less over the top way is to get flammable gel and just places it in places he might decide to go to, he’ll get it on his shoes and shit
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