Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@toxicrystal  
Yeah neither was I when I had my first drink.

@Holofan4life  
Samurai Jack (2017)

@SquiggyBomb  

 
It’s not great

@mariomarc  
There has to be somewhere around you where you can score. I mean someone is fine as you will have no problem getting some action.

@SquiggyBomb  
I AM DRIVING

@toxicrystal  
Sometimes, I keep forgetting Americans have a legal drinking age of 21. Even drug-hostile countries like over here have it at 18 (recently cigarettes have are going to be bumped up to 21, although 18-20s at the time can still purchase them.).

@NotYourAverageLurker  
19 here
 

 
@SquiggyBomb  

 
I don’t know
 
Like, I could go to a bar  
But I feel like I’d look weird going to a bar solo and not having any alcohol

@Holofan4life  
This guy’s smoother than me.

this is a very ehan thing but holy shit my heart is racing thinking about handholding.

@toxicrystal  
Really!?

@toxicrystal  
Drink some tea.

@mariomarc  
yes

@toxicrystal  
Drink some tea that calms your nerves.

@NotYourAverageLurker  
i have zero tea

@Xari
 

@mariomarc  
Babe. The only one who’s gonna care that you’re not drinking is the bartender.  
Just go out, make your intentions clear, stay safe, and have fun.

@Holofan4life  

@uc9
 

@SquiggyBomb  
He said he’s going to a carnival.

/r/The_Donald was funnier when it had self-awareness and just wanted a celebrity to win because laughs.

Dang it. My toilet’s clogged.

@NotYourAverageLurker
 
Well now we have The Rock and Kanye humoring the idea.
 
But not Arnold. Fuck this timeline

@QuasarNova  
Arnold isn’t eligible to be the U.S. President.  
One of the requirements is that you have to be natural born American citizen. Arnold was a naturalized Austrian immigrant.