Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@Xari  
No.

Giraffes are cute

@pixel  

 
what kind of dream

Today is honesty day

@Holofan4life  
>Honesty Day
 
^{Like anyone will care about that}

@Holofan4life  
@Xari  
I shall be honest.
 
I am a legs-man. I like beautiful thighs.

@EHAN  
I just remember this prolonged scene that involved the schoolgirl trio at a convenience store trying to buy some Oreos and milk but no matter how hard they looked, there was no milk to be found.

@pixel  
Oreos and Milk and no Milk to be found.
 
THAT’S A NIGHTMARE!

Oh god my mom is being stupid. She inherited $30k usd and now she wants a mortgage for a $500k house even though her credit is shit.
 
I’m trying to explain to her lying about her credit while taking a loan of $500K will get her thrown in jail.

I’m small

@Holofan4life  
Are you a germ?

@uc9  
Tell her that lying in general is ill-advised.
 
Seriously, why?

Honesty day?
 
Xari you are hot and I’d bang, but I won’t because it’d upset Toxi
 
UC9 is an asshole sometimes, but I don’t care enough to get upset
 
Honestly I’d bang most of the girls here  
Less so on guys, I’m more picky with that, sorry
 
I think some of Shadman’s art is okay, and if he’s an asshole I just ignore it  
Whatever
 
I say I’d bang, but in reality the idea makes me nervous as shit
 
I’m on the toilet as I wrote this
 
Honesty day

@igotnopicks  

 
Nah. Probably a bit smaller.

@mariomarc
 
What’s your honest opinion of me?

@mariomarc  
Be honest with me.

So today’s Honesty Day and tomorrow’s Loyalty Day. I wonder if in the future there will be a week in which each Element of Harmony gets a holiday. Right now it’s pretty Ashleigh Ball centered, though.

@pixel  
In Mexico, it’s kid’s day

@pixel
 
Magic is April the 20th

What is it with mothers and cleaning ears?

@SquiggyBomb
 
Mimimaki
 
Asian peoples’ ear wax is harder and more lumpy than westerners’ and since having this done to you by another person is considered intimate, is usually seen in anime and manga between parents and children, siblings, or two people who are lovers.

@QuasarNova  
You mean Marijuana Day.

@igotnopicks
 

@QuasarNova  
I guess Laughter is April 1st.

@mariomarc  
^{W h a t  
You better stop this lying now}