Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
 
A roamin’ Catholic.

@YetAnotherBrony  
I see you’ve been on AskReddit.

@Virgil Stormblade  
“Persona 5 will never be released.”

Big the cat will never get his own game

@Carcass Strife  

 
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Spider-Gwen is a good character.

@toxicrystal
 
Yeah, I have.
 
Here’s another one.
 
How did the scientist solve the problem of constipation?
 
He worked it out with a pencil.
 
A number-2 pencil.

There will never be another sequel to this. Daily reminder.
 

@SquiggyBomb  
Blame Virgil, he brought the meme up.

DAMNIT WARREN

@Carcass Strife
 
The earth is over a turtle
 

My Stepdad showed up for the last 2 episodes of Daredevil and I ended up explaining the plot to him.

So all I did was complain about Dark Angel Olivia a lot and I got her in a pack, sweet.

Guess I gotta dig my Wii U out of the moving box  
I have to beat the extra dungeon in Twilight Princess to unlock Wolf Link in BOTW

Nichijou tax  

@mariomarc  
It still weirds me out that the NFC chip reader is in the stick.

@SquiggyBomb  
They are expensive for a reason

more Nichis  

Oh yeah I’m totally gonna get Binding of Isaac for the Switch

What do you call a Mexican dwarf?
 
Paragraph; he’s too short to be an esé.

Oh  
So I won’t actually get Zelda til the next week  
Because I had to order the Special Edition from UK Amazon

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