Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

QuasarNova
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@SidewardManatee
 
Okay okay
 
You’re grump, tell the guy to fuck off then go back to sleep and deal with it in the morning.
 
Or have the administration of the building do so since that’s kinda their job and all
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Move over, Emily Dickinson, there’s a new kid in town!
 
Roses are red  
Violets are blue  
No wait they’re purple that’s why they’re called violets  
Come to think of it, not all roses are red either  
Never mind  
This poem sucks  
I should take a bath with my toaster
RottenBabe
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Rock'em Sock'em Rohan
This is the story of your pal RottenBabe, and his ex Daniel, the self proclaimed nerdy white guy from Ohio. Every time I talked to him while I was on vacation, he managed to piss me off. Well that was… Last August, my last vacation.
 
I was in my hotel on twitter, laughing and joking around, and I tweeted “Will send nudes to whom ever buys me props for cosplay.” I was joking. People who know me, the people who liked my tweet, knew that. He messages me and asks for the nude and I say, “show me the receipt.” He gets mad and says “Girls who send nudes for money have no self esteem.” — I was very closeted about my transness and he joked about my saying I was They/Them type pronouns. And I told him whatever, and bye, and went on about my tweeting. But what he said, bugged me, cause people who send nudes to get stuff have a lot of courage in my opinion and are working it, like that I admire.
 
Anyway, early the next morning, I shaded him so much, because I was mad. Then again, what do I expect from the fucker who followed ‘Meninist’ twitter.
 
Then when I got home from vacation, I noticed he unfollowed me on all social media, blocked me on Skype and shit, and I was so goddamn happy.
 
Like, how could I not be? I was bored in the relationship as I usually tend to get that way in them anyway, and I’m too nice of a person to break a heart. I mean come on, when our relationship had the spark, he used to get mad at me and one of those times I cut myself. I still have the shady scar tissue. Then he victim blamed me when I got sexually harassed - figures, I was nice to someone, and I look and dress like a girl, so that means I led someone on.
 
Christ. I’m not crying and saying I’m the saint of that relationship, but I put up with a lot of shit. And I still laugh at Daniel’s pathetic ass to this day. I mean, he cried to me about how he wasn’t over his ex, who he claims he didnt still love. And I get real annoyed when boyfriends talk about their exes like that. It’s happened before.
 
But lord, when I found out I was free, I was thrilled. And now that I’m 21, I can life a little more and not worry about being held back by a relationship. I mean I do crave companionship often, but the single life is great.
 
👁👅👁👌
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