Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

 
 
 
 
 
Good Boy protects his human from dangerous UV rays by absorbing all the light…

@yelling_into_the_void  
that’s a really badass looking dog,

@yelling_into_the_void
 
“Okay let’s go inside”  
“we go for a walk”  
“Walking it is!”

Yesterday was the last day for my manager at Wendy’s. Hopefully the new manager is nice.

We were just visited by a woman and her kid soliciting donations for Girl Scouts or something like that. When did they stop selling cookies?

@E-123  
Cursed post

@E-123  
What the fuccckkk…?

A wasp stung my mom in the finger.
 
Guess what species is on my shit-list?

@Scrabbleman  
Double post

@Scrabbleman  

 
Humans that don’t defend their moms from wasps?
 
jk

@E-123  
What about wasps that don’t defend their mothers from humans?

@E-123  
Fucking savage! XD

@Zaknel  
Those are called orphan wasps.

I forgot I changed my phone background earlier. Still, there are worse things to be surprised by than a gratuitous ass shot of C.C. from Code Geass.

Today’s Google Doodle is just wholesome.

Right now I’m just sick as he’ll and I don’t know what’s going on. I can’t sleep and my dad said if it doesn’t subside soon, he’s gonna do sketching about it. It might just be a bad first experience with acid reflux, but idk. I’m honestly scared as he right now.

Is there anyone in this world better than Brian Blessed?

@Holofan4life  
any number of people who never bragged about sexually harassing their co-stars?

@Thanotos Omega  
But he never did that. Brian Blessed is a saint. He’s like a cool uncle. He’s never bragged about that.

Now the death toll from Hurricane Florence has increased to 41.

@Holofan4life  
he bragged about biting a co star’s ass,

We are ok with thousands of deaths each year from human operated cars. We are not ok with a single person dying from an autonomous car.