Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

Why is it warm  
IT’S STILL WINTER DAMMIT, YOU CAN’T FOOL ME THIS YEAR!

@CogWeaver  
Global Warming!! :O

@CogWeaver  
Wanna change?  
I’m hating this Cold weather.

Going to get some cheese

@CogWeaver  
It’s colder here and I hate it. .

@CogWeaver  
It’s almost like there’s a…changing climate of sorts, a period of global temperatures warming due to some of kind of unnatural alteration in the atmosphere.

@fobone  
But how can there be global warming if the world is flat?
 
Checkmate globalists

@PaskaNaakka  
How can you prove the world is flat and not square?
 
You:* Monocle pops out *

@fobone  
A planet where Apes evolve from Men?

@fobone  
Squares are flat

Gonna write some

I kinda feel sad about the passing of Billy Graham. As someone from North Carolina, he was treated like a, no pun intended, God here.

 
He looks so fancy

@PaskaNaakka  
@fobone  
@yelling_into_the_void  
@PaskaNaakka  
But how can the earth be a globe, flat, square, or any other definite shape if it’s all made up and auto-generated and we’re all living in the Matrix, and the places known as Finland, Belgium, Bielefeld, and North Dakota don’t even really exist?

@Pacific Glow  
The matrix is flat
 
You heard it here first, folks

@PaskaNaakka  
But how can the matrix be flat if Neo and the rest of humanity destroys it?
 
Checkmate, Agents

Finally finished writing

The earth is flat, big globe is lyin to yah

I just attached nails to a metal baseball bat.
 
No real reason why, just because.

@Zincy  
With a welder or just driving the nail through the bat?

@SquiggyBomb
 
It’s a metal bat. I used duck tape and slivers of metal. It’s fairly stable, actually.

Here’s a list of wierd stuff I searched on Google. Explanations included if they have one.
 

Time to pop some popcorn