Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@TheKingOfAverageness  
How many times have you been poisoned so far?

@Thanotos Omega  
I’ve been to Australia before and survived.  
I didn’t escape the terrifying huge spiders though, I wound up having a Huntsman Spider find it’s way in the room I was staying in.  
Those are huge motherfuckers..  
Not poisonous, but their size makes them terrifying.  
I hope that will be the only one time I had to be in the same vicinity as a spider that size O_O

@Thanotos Omega  
Zero.
 
I’m in Sydney, so it ain’t seeing no crocs or snakes.

@Peregrine  
Now watch the Goliath Birdeater migrate to canada because of global warming,

I passed my make-up quiz for Programming!!!
 
Zincy! Is Zincy here? I want Zincy to see this, so that he can shove it in that ass student’s face!

@Thanotos Omega  
Not gonna happen anytime soon  
We just had a pretty big snowstorm just last week where I am

WHY DID MARKIPLIER UPLOAD THIS
 
 
…. _{don’t tell Nova}

I’m back

Not only was there a school shooting, but the President of South Africa resigned.

Did you guys do anything special for Valentine’s Day?

@Peregrine
 
Don’t tell me whaaaaaaaaa-Well heelloooooooooooo Nurse!

@Holofan4life  
Nope, nothing at all.

@Holofan4life  
Not really. Mostly watching YouTube videos, reading fan fiction on fimfiction, and playing World of Warcraft.

@QuasarNova  
NO DON’T WATCH THAT  
YOU’LL TURN GAY

@Peregrine  
How was your day?

I just found a thread about Hispanics. Since I’m one, I happily joined, but then I found out who the thread starter is.

@ILoveMyoozik  
Err…  
_^~~hi?~~

@Toyminator900  
Hear me out okay? I like you, and I think you’re a kooky guy, but just let me be welcome in the thread okay? I know that you were joking (I hope), but I kinda took that at face value.

@ILoveMyoozik  
“Kooky”?
 
Yeah, we mexicans tend to talk like that…  
But look, sorry the first impression was bad, if you need to take some time away, go ahead if you want, just hope it gets better next time…

@Toyminator900  
You know, just because you’re Mexican doesn’t mean that you have to do that. Like I said in the thread, Puerto Ricans and Mexicans tend to coexist, so don’t fall under that stereotype. I’m still gonna stay there, but just be a bit nicer next time, you and your buddies?

@Toyminator900  
I take my Puerto Rican pride very seriously, so I felt kinda insulted. :/

@ILoveMyoozik  
Yeah, I do have a Puerto Rican friend, so yeah, we can coexist.  
And ok.

@ILoveMyoozik  
I’d feel insulted too if someone came to me like that I guess.
 
’Ira, como puse, “El respeto al derecho ajeno, es la paz”

@Toyminator900  
Good.  
Acepto tu disculpa. ;)

All cultures can take solace that they are equally inferior to America.
 
 
I’m kidding of course.