Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@toxicrystal
 
Now you’re talking my language
 
Loopholes!

@QuasarNova  
yeah  
make a loop and put the hole around my neck
 
perfection

@QuasarNova  
I’ll drink to it, too.

This Monday, I will be 23.
 
The same number that freaks everybody out sometimes.

@toxicrystal
 
I just drink from the bottle.
 
 
@RottenBabe
 
I’ve had my fair share of shitty partners, so I feel you on this.

@toxicrystal
 
…
 
Mmm
 
 
One of these
 

 
But in the neck…
 

@QuasarNova  
Yeah, I’ve seen that before.
 
One of ’em smoking commercials.

@Zincy  
<3

@toxicrystal
 
Or like this one
 

@RottenBabe
 
My ex-fiancee is a cheating, bi-polar sociopath with an obsession with her own mother that boarders on fetishistic.
 
So I know the feeling.

@QuasarNova  
jesus  
i can’t tell if that’s cool or not

@toxicrystal
 
Would this help making your decision easier?
 

@QuasarNova  
Ugh that’s so gruss

@Peregrine
 
GO SLEEPUS OR SHLEPE

@Zincy  
A mom obsession… What, the, fuck.

@QuasarNova
 
@QuasarNova
 
@QuasarNova  
Now these are the kind of piercings I would actually go up to someone’s house and duct tape them to their bed to ensure they never get.

@RottenBabe  
“Motherfucker!”
 
“You rang?”

@RottenBabe
 
She could nary take a piss without getting permission from mommy dearest. It was disturbing, she couldn’t handle not living under an authority figure. That’s why she joined, and proceeded to get kicked out of, the air force. She also cheated on me with a AF cadet, who she then proceeded to also cheat on with another AF cadet, that she married and who now apparently hits her. The relationship we had started off nice, but the last 4 months were shit.
 
I ended up sleeping with her sister a lot afterward. Who was both much nicer, and much better in bed.

@QuasarNova  
Make me  
U sure want me in bed

@Peregrine  
yeah he does

@Number1pegasus
 
Alternatively let them and see their life spiral out of control
 
 
@Peregrine
 
Oh you bastard…

Sooooooooooooooooooo I might get a tattoo.  
On my back.
 
Of a fishing pole.

@Zincy  
Oh my god. She needs help. And to get away from the dude hitting her. Yikes.

@QuasarNova  
Payback ;)

@RottenBabe
 
I’m not convinced she’ll ever leave him. Her problems run deep. But she stopped being my concern about the time I was 8 or so inches in her sister.