Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

@Scrabbleman  
You weren’t paying attention to Stormy Daniels. She described Trump’s junk looking like a certain Mushroom character from Mario Kart.

@igotnopicks  

 
That’s not even Trump’s fault.

@HeadlessHorselessHorseman  

 
Doesn’t matter to them. It’s Russia. They might shit on Putin sometimes, but still Russia.

@Scrabbleman  
Everything is Trump’s fault.

@igotnopicks  
It used to be Obama’s. At least the chances of being right are slightly bigger this time.

@igotnopicks  

 
I’m never choosing Toad in Mario Kart ever again.

@Ereiam  
Can we have a “Thanks Obama” but for Trump?

@Scrabbleman  
Trump doesn’t deserve any expression of gratitude, even sarcastic. His dumb narcissistic ass would probably take it at face value anyway.

@Ereiam  
Okay, I legitimately have to ask: can Trump do ANYTHING right by you?
 
I ask as someone who doesn’t like the man.

@Violet Rose in The Rain  
I ain’t changing my main over some jackass’s genitalia.
 
TOAD POWER! TOAD POWER! TOAD MASTER RACE!

@Darth Sonic  
Whenever Trump happens to do something right, it’s usually entirely by accident. And then he goes on to completely negate it by screwing up somewhere else even harder. I’ve seen it happen without fault. Every. Single. Time.  
By now, nothing short of him stumbling upon the cure for cancer could disabuse me from the notion that he has the reverse Midas touch. And that’s if he doesn’t mess that one up too by handing it over to Martin Shkreli or something.

@Ereiam  
Eh, I’m not salty about that.

@Ereiam  
Trump is an imbecile.

AAAAAAAAA, FUCKING HELL! MY CURRENT PM IS HOMOPHOBIC!
 
I trusted you, man! I mean, I guessed that you were against LGBT stuff but I was really hoping that “with age comes wisdom” thing applied. But then again, my PM doesn’t like the West.
 
Great, now I’m gonna be grumpy for the whole term.

@Scrabbleman  
Sorry that happened  
Homophobes suck

@Background Pony #90A6  

 
Yep, another one.

@Scrabbleman  
That’s rough, buddy.
 
If it helps, the situation down South isn’t much better for us either.

@Extre-Vile  
Twitter’s been oddly quiet about that and I think it’s because it was a black woman this time.

@Extre-Vile  
An employee gone postal apparently. She killed three coworkers, wounded three others and shot herself.

@Marx  
Yep. If she had been white it’s a guarantee Twitter would be exploding with posts about it.

@lonewolf  
Or maybe it’s because the body count is so low. With how many shootings happen on a near-daily basis in the US nowadays, you’d have to reach the double digits (or have it happen in a school) to make the nationwide “thoughts and prayers” and political comments in their wake snowball significantly.

@Ereiam  
How many people died in the Jacksonville one? I know that one blew up

@Marx  
2 victims  
Shooter took his own life

@Marx  
Two (not including the shooter) and ten others were injured.
 
Plus the shooting got caught on a Twitch livestream, so no wonder it blew up.

@Ereiam  
It would usually have to be caught on camera too.
 
but yeah shootings happen in the US is nothing new at this point.
 
@Scrabbleman  
Can’t be worse than the lying Orange guy.