Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Count Adramélekh Sear  
I think I see Tom Cruise hanging off the side.

@Shepherd  
Thank you inspire bot. Very cool.

Here. Have a random picture of my dog in 2016.

@TheMagpulPone  
DAWWWW

So Dominoes came to my door to deliver a pizza, but we didn’t order any pizza.
 
Didn’t know they delivered this late. Or were even open.

@PonyPon  
So what did you do about it?

@Selaphiel  
Told them they had the wrong address.
 
Really only thing i could do.

@PonyPon  
You said it was pretty late. That sounded a bit sketchy of them.

@Selaphiel  
it does, but they’re long gone by now.
 
It was like twenty minutes ago and it’s 1:52 as I write.

@PonyPon  
CREEPY

The Loud House but instead of Burpin’ Burger the family goes to Jollibee.

@Broken Adam  
I will say that’s an edit and refuse to accept otherwise.

@TheMagpulPone  
Dog!

Muslim group came into the place where I work. I greeted them with an enthusiastic “Shalom aleichem!” and a dumb cheeky grin on my face.
 
some of them were not amused. Most of them greeted me back with “wa alaikum salam,” which is what I was hoping to hear.

@tehwatever  
I take it that it’s a Muslim/Islamic greeting?

@Meanlucario  
Shalom Aleichem / Aleichem Shalom  
is jewish.
 
Salaam Alaikum / Alaikum Salaam  
is muslim.
 
Considering those two greetings are identical–even phonetically–I like to interchange those two, just to see if someone caught that I was being cheeky.

@tehwatever  
Ah, thanks.

JESUS! GET DA WATER, NIGGA! AAAAAHHH!!! DIS SOME MUTHAFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORK SHIT!

@tehwatever  
It’s Assalammualaikum/Waalaikummussalam in Malaysia.

@ILoveMyoozik  

DO DA DO DA

Shepherd is board