Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I want a hug with chocolate.

You’ve gotta be crazy. Gotta have the real need.

Welcome to slavery!
 
No thanks, I already have a wife

@ILoveMyoozik  
That’s one of the reasons why you should never get married.

Do you like the Elton John song “Rocket Man”?
 
I don’t like soft ass shit!
 
Well I only ask because… it’s YOU, YOU’RE the Rocket Man.

Live or die, man!
 
Die!
 
Wrong answer!

Free Bird: for when you need to both procrastinate and listen to good music.

“Zoltan! The Great Demon Army is attacking Tokyo! Bring me five teenagers with attitude!”  
“…We’re in New Jersey.”  
“Bring me five teenagers with attitude and passports!”

I just released chapter 1 of my LWA fanfic. Can you guys spare some thoughts on it? I’d really appreciate it.
 
Here’s the link. Thanks in advance.

Trust begets nothing.

Smiling faces, smiling faces  
Pretend to be your friend.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YOUR PORN!!!!!!

@CaptinShadowCock  
Go to my favorites list you creeper dayum!

@Scrabbleman  
I did a quick scan of it and when I got time Imma read it. At least you didn’t make a ship fic, so that’s already a plus for me.  
Also I forgot you’re Scrabbleman and not Selaphiel bcos of that profile pic.
 
I was like “I didnt know Selaphiel could write a fic without sounding chaotic.”
 
Well, since you spent months on it, the least I could do is to give it a proper read. Also I’m gonna need a refresher on who’s who.

PEOPLE ARE STUPID

@SuperPinkiePie64
 
More at 11.

@CaptinShadowCock  
Anything in particular you’re looking for?

@tehwatever  

 
So does have SuperPinkiePie64. When the two (or maybe even three) are talking to each other on this forum wielding the same avatar, my mind is fucked

Baby are you area 51? ‘cuz I’d love to raid your underground facilities.

I hate the guy who invented the machaca.

@Twi Clown
 
This or do you mean this?