Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
Manny Pacquiao wins via Split Decision against Keith Thurman.
He also scored a first round knockdown.
He also scored a first round knockdown.
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
The sperm cell did a naruto run towards the egg and won. That’s how the guy who started “Storm Area 51 event” was born.
Meanlucario 
Time to get spooky
@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸
Isn’t it now the case that the egg chooses which sperm it accepts instead of which one touches it first? Also, I’ve heard that “naruto run” are actually slower than normal running since the arms create drag.
Isn’t it now the case that the egg chooses which sperm it accepts instead of which one touches it first? Also, I’ve heard that “naruto run” are actually slower than normal running since the arms create drag.
That1GuyGAMER18
Hey look. It's me.
@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸
The sperm cell was drinking Monster which gave him +10 beserk.
The sperm cell was drinking Monster which gave him +10 beserk.
TheHappySpaceman 
Sweet F.A.
Everyone likes to talk about how Keanu Reeves looks surprisingly young for his age, but what about Aurelio Voltaire?
The dude is apparently 52.
How?!
The dude is apparently 52.
How?!
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