Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I hate bezel-less smartphones.

The storm’s brewing in this heart of mine  
This ain’t no crazy dream I know that it’s real  
And my yearning heart keeps saying you’re not mine  
So please take these treasured dreams I have for you and me  
And take all the love I thought was mine  
And that’s why I’m lonely all the time.

My legs has a strange spasm.

@LightningBolt  
omg lol

A brief internet history about me!
 
I was born March 5th, 2001 under the name Elliot Leah M. in Turkmenistan.
 
I got adopted and moved to America in 2006 and my name was changed to Jonathan Elliot G.
 
On the summer of 2016, i decided to plague the internet with my vlogs on YouTube under the channel ElliotTheBloxFox.
 
I went into hiatus after my father got into a very bad accident.
 
I started college after graduation.
 
In the early months of 2018, i made another channel called That1GuyGAMER 18 which is currently active.

@That1GuyGAMER18  
look, i’m okay with it if you’re okay with it, but are you absolutely sure you want to drop that much personal info about yourself here?

@DanielTepesKraus
 
Well, it’s his information, not ours.

@DanielTepesKraus  
I don’t mind giving out my history, i would never give out my full name, or ssn or exact location, or anything. Plus its more like self advertising anyway.

Oh darling, your only too wild, to those whom are to tame, don’t let opinions change you.

@Selaphiel  

 
Same here.

Heteros

I would feel invincible if I could have a revolver.
 
And a potato, specially the potato.

I wish world wars would be fought manually back again. No buttons, just pure action sequences.

@LightningBolt  
Great album.

Oh my god.
 

Kick starts are to be sat on.

@TheHappySpaceman  
I’m laughing so hard right now 😂

@TheHappySpaceman  
while i won’t discount the possibility of that being a joke briefing, it’s worth pointing out that the likelihood of that briefing being dead serious is very high.

@TheHappySpaceman  
What if the US Air Force responds by Naruto running at the Naruto runners

Naruto fans are the vulgar depiction of absolute weeaboo scumbags.

@Count Adramélekh Sear 🎸  
I had no idea it was 2007 again

Pitbull, licks his ass in darkness.