Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

@Nightweaver20xx  
no, that’s a brittish comedy, it’s completely different

@intexda  
What wrong with british comedies?

@Meanlucario  
nothing I love british comedy

@intexda  
Well, the London Fires were a riot from what I’ve heard.

@Scrabbleman  
Enjoy and cherish it

@ILoveMyoozik  
Oh I will.
 
I’m gonna play Borderlands 2 till I’m dead.

Our 7-foot-something warlock talking about their newest enemy: “I don’t like him, he scares me.”
 
Barbarian: “He’s a gnome, that’s like the least threatening thing ever.”
 
Warlock: “No, not as in ‘oh no, big threatening monster’ scary, but as in ‘say goodbye to your kneecaps, bitch’ scary.”

Okay, Zevia is one of the worst things I’ve ever tasted; Who the fuck drinks this crap? It tastes like watered down Pepsi, and I’m not even a fan of Pepsi to begin with.

@ILoveMyoozik  
My parents love it.

don’t even try ta be  
a friend o me
 
you just wanna piece o me

LOOK
 
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Future pilot.

How does one give good constructive criticism?
 
I saw a drawing of Sailor Jupiter recently where she was plus sized (not a problem), but her legs looked like they were on backwards. I wanted to say something in the comments, but I couldn’t bring myself to because I didn’t want the artist to think their drawing was entirely crap. How do I do this?

@TheHappySpaceman  
I usually critique by starting with a compliment to the work, adding a gentle critique on an issue and how I’d fix it, and then ending it with something like “keep up the good work” or “keep trying”.

@Hollowfox the Stallion  
M-m-mu-muh nema j-jeoofff

Designing characters for Stars Without Number:
 
DM: Jesus, everyone has a horse dong.
 
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DM: Okay, so [thirsty friend] is a hooker, [me] is a robot, and [his brother] is insane. Does anyone feel like playing a character that isn’t a self-insert?
 
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Me: detailed explanation if my character’s passions, story and personality
 
DM: That’s so cool, I’m glad you’re putting so much effort into this.
 
Thirsty Friend: Space Whore.
 
DM/Me: Of course.

@TheHappySpaceman  
@LightningBolt  
^^^  
Typically, constructive criticism focuses upon that which appears to be a real issue. It very rarely has anything to do with opinion on a more general level; a lot more to do with real functions or techniques. A good example would be:
 

 
Non-Constructive Criticism  
“Not one of you idiots can find the papers I need when I get here! I’d expect a serious establishment to have everything neat and orderly!”
 
Constructive Criticism  
“I don’t mean to be intrusive, but I noticed that a lot of the files for customers, like myself, are in disarray. Everything else is great. I always love shipping or mailing with you guys. However, the file organization could do with a bit of work. May I recommend a few filing cabinets and portfolios, which would assist in keeping things together?”
 
Now, obviously if this was realistic, it’d be completely insane if the post office was in constant disarray. However, in this example you can see that non-constructive criticism doesn’t actually list anything that would help the situation, or even specifically what the issue is about. Constructive criticism usually mentions, specifically, what the issue or issues are and includes some way that these can be fixed or remedied. It helps to mention what the person or establishment is doing well, and then also mention what could use improvement, while giving them some words of encouragement.
 
With your situation, my words would go:
 
“You put a lot of effort and love into your work, and it shows it this piece. However, I find the anatomy of the legs to be off, in some way. The closest thing I can say is it looks like they’re switched. Now, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about, but that’s just my honest opinion. Everything else about it looks fine, just the legs I feel are a bit off. I’m not really sure what one could do to change it, since I’m no artist myself, but that’s just my two cents. Keep up the good work!”
 
A major key point about constructive criticism is to avoid insulting someone in a way that is purely an insult. Perhaps your friend’s house does smell a bit odd, but if you’re wanting to say that to them, it’s best to say something along the lines of, “Does something smell a bit odd to you?”

@TheMagpulPone  
Ha. I’ve seen that one before.

Get the Kuruma!

@TheMagpulPone  

 
That truck had some big air on that jump!

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Yeah.. not something I’d do with mine, though. You know the landing is bad when the air bags deploy.

@TheHappySpaceman  
Just say that her legs look like they were backwards. It’s not like you’re saying the color or style is disgusting or anything. Just that the legs look backwards.