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Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
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Murkrow Trainer
Our group has two clerics, the first is played by a no nonsense guy for whom D&D is serious business who worships the god of the Sun and Justice, and myself, who is significantly less serious about the game as evidenced by the fact that my character worships the Goddess of Lap Dogs, known as the Pampered Bitch. We are RPing a camp scene and it turns to a discussion of our characters.
Cleric: Okay, but tell me, how is it you came to worship a deity known as “The Pampered Bitch?” Why would that even make sense to you.
Me: Oh, well you see..[I give my full backstory, the reaction is best summed up as.]
Cleric: So you used to be a dog, and then, through a botched reincarnation spell became a human.
Me: Yes.
DM: AND IT’S THE MOST WELL THOUGHT OUT AND COHERENT BACKSTORY OF THE ENTIRE FREAKING GROUP!
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Happy Derpy! - For Patreon supporters

In honor of 4/20, the RiffTrax Twitch channel is having a marathon of movies and shorts about drugs, including Reefer Madness (which was originally made to scare people into avoiding "marihuana", now it’s just a cult classic).
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I'll rule the world
And the moral of the history is: Kids, you can insult people throught Skype and feel safe. Insult someone in real life however and you are toast.

Never thought that comment of mine would receive such amounts of likes and even a heart from the one who pested the video in youtube.
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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Friendship, Art, and Magic (7 Years) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Wallet After Summer Sale

He Who Hungers🍔
Ironfang(The Milestone): The first successful weapon of a gunsmith’s apprentice. Weak, but a promising omen for the future. Does not reveal secret doors.

Cursed Shackles(For Your Own Good): Heavily blessed silver that keeps the beast within at bay. May weaken in times of desperation.

Smith’s Hammer(Trusty Friend): Well-cared for tool of an apprentice. Without a forge, it won’t do much, but may bang out something useful with enough raw material.
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