Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Imagine a fantasy world where unicorns, dragons and the like exist, but are made of gears and brass. They’re still natural and alive (compete with reproduction), just made like a steampunk’s wetdream.

@Meanlucario  
That would be a pretty cool world, if you ask me.

@The Equestrian Zodiac  
Same.

Ghost Stories is funny.

God tomorrow can’t come soon enough. I wanna watch The Dirt!

The dirt is outside.

@Meanlucario  
Sounds interesting.

I hope everyone forgets about me.

Nobody will miss me.

@Shepherd  
Celebrities get no privacy or quiet time, whereas I have infinite.

I’m are you all right?

@Shepherd  
What?

Are you alright?

@Shepherd  
PM me.

@Shepherd  
Clever.

Raise your hand if you believe in spaghetti.

@Twi Clown  
raises DWK’s hand

What is going on with the world?

@Shepherd  
Well it spins on a 23 degree axis it takes 24 hours to complete a spin on that axis that makes a day and it takes about 365 of those to go around the sun which makes a year.

I basically give the middle finger to 99% of modern popular culture.

Does it take two to tango?

@ILoveMyoozik
 
But three is a party.