Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫 
What shall we do with the drunken sailor, what shall we do with the drunken sailor, what shall we do with the drunken sailor early in the morning.
Shyette 
I want coffiee
A knife is a tool that is also a weapon.
an Ax is a weapon that is also a tool.
an Ax is a weapon that is also a tool.
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
The meme’s full title is too long to fit here so I’ll just post the “also” part:
Also:
-Every “the” outside of Make New Friends But Keep Discord is replaced with the scene from Fallout Equestria Project Horizons where Blackjack tells a bad joke and upsets Scotch Tape
-If Littlepip has met Steelhooves but he’s still alive, every Starfield trailer is reversed, color-inverted, upside-down, zoomed in on a random part of the screen, and alternating between slowed down and sped up.
-Starting from the 75th “Virus Alert”, when Patrick rips his skin off, violates the sand-treaty or says he likes to mix up his stupidity, the entire video slows down 1% (stacking) until the next appearance of the base Nutshack Theme
-Every 4th appearance of “swings” in the Literal Skyward Sword Trailer is replaced with the Literal Skyrim Trailer, but it gets 35% slower each time after the third until the video returns to Pinkie Pie’s Cupcakes Song
-Every mention of toasters is replaced with Mr Safety’s Pig Latin song
-Every time boomerangs are mentioned is replaced with every episode of Rugrats
-Every mention of types in the anime is replaced with X loops of the SMWC VLDC9 Worst World theme, where X is the current Smurfs episode number, but every Banjo voice is replaced with every single video ever made by ChickasaurusGL
-Every appearance of a taxi is replaced with every video ever made by RTGame
-All of Codsworth’s lines are backwards, and every time he says a placeholder for a name he doesn’t have voiceovers for it plays all the Rayman Legends music levels
-If the current sad moment in Inside Out is an even-numbered one, every time the DHMIS Red Guy speaks is replaced with every movie Sylvester Stallone has appeared in
-The “Did you try turning it off and on again?” in The IT Crowd is replaced with Early Man but every time a ball is kicked it plays the entire Little Golden Book Land cartoon
-Every time Lilymoon does something it plays all of the N-Team credits sequences in alphabetical order of the episode title
-Every time in The N-Team Lisa, Scotch Tape, the Sangetsusei or an unnamed background character speaks is replaced with the 17 minute Dancing Mad at X% speed where X equals the number of legs that character has visible in that scene multiplied by 7 (0 becomes nomal speed)
-Every time Littlepip blinks it plays every Land Before Time movie in a random order (Also the first and last times are in the correct order)
-Dusk’s Song in Dusk’s Dawn is replaced with a Rarity impersonator reading every book ever written by Colin Thompson, in chronological order
-Starting from Riley’s nightmare, every appearance of a clown is replaced with every episode of Little Clowns of Happytown
-Every time Puppysmiles reabsorbs the fake beach sand a picture of Littlepip is added to the screen and when there are 45 pictures it immediately plays every episode of Zatch Bell! and the process resets
-If a picture of Littlepip is on screen and/or during the climax of Inside Out where Riley says she misses Minnesota, every time the Sole Survivor mentions the Minutemen is replaced with every episode of Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
-Every time a character other than Puppysmiles or David dies outside Mars Attacks! it plays a video of Garnet from Steven Universe reading every single piece of Magic The Gathering flavor text and critiquing it in 10 words or less
-Every time Cozy Glow does something cute, innocent or evil it plays every cutscene from Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel
-Every time one of the Mane Six speaks it plays “Discord” by MC Chris
-Every appearance of Maud Pie is replaced with every episode of Beyblade
-In all but the first and last run of Jimquisition episodes each Nutshack Theme, every “Bethesda” and “cleaner” is replaced with a random Youtube review of Stardew Valley
-Every “Nidoran”, “Beedrill”, “Ralts”, “Cosmog” and “Nebby” is replaced with the Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons: Homelands Audiobook
-Every time Bing Bong speaks, the next 64 times Puppysmiles does is replaced with the Frozen Honest Trailer
-Every time Team Rocket blasts off is replaced with K.K. Satan, except every 117th time where it’s replaced with A Goofy Movie instead
-When David dies, if the Skyrim Literal Trailer is currently below 1/10th its original speed the video pauses for 59 seconds then plays all of the Fallout: New Vegas DLC intros and full outros
-During the climax of Inside Out where Riley says she misses Minnesota, every time the Wrong Trousers takes a step it plays Curse of the Were-Rabbit
-Starting from the 7th “Virus Alert”, every time Jim Sterling references wrestling is replaced with every episode of the Earthworm Jim cartoon
-Starting from the 628th “Virus Alert”, every time Puppysmiles dies the video gets 64% faster until Larbo Spleen appears
-Every time Boing speaks is replaced with “Soup or Smash Bros.” by DaThings1
Also:
-Every “the” outside of Make New Friends But Keep Discord is replaced with the scene from Fallout Equestria Project Horizons where Blackjack tells a bad joke and upsets Scotch Tape
-If Littlepip has met Steelhooves but he’s still alive, every Starfield trailer is reversed, color-inverted, upside-down, zoomed in on a random part of the screen, and alternating between slowed down and sped up.
-Starting from the 75th “Virus Alert”, when Patrick rips his skin off, violates the sand-treaty or says he likes to mix up his stupidity, the entire video slows down 1% (stacking) until the next appearance of the base Nutshack Theme
-Every 4th appearance of “swings” in the Literal Skyward Sword Trailer is replaced with the Literal Skyrim Trailer, but it gets 35% slower each time after the third until the video returns to Pinkie Pie’s Cupcakes Song
-Every mention of toasters is replaced with Mr Safety’s Pig Latin song
-Every time boomerangs are mentioned is replaced with every episode of Rugrats
-Every mention of types in the anime is replaced with X loops of the SMWC VLDC9 Worst World theme, where X is the current Smurfs episode number, but every Banjo voice is replaced with every single video ever made by ChickasaurusGL
-Every appearance of a taxi is replaced with every video ever made by RTGame
-All of Codsworth’s lines are backwards, and every time he says a placeholder for a name he doesn’t have voiceovers for it plays all the Rayman Legends music levels
-If the current sad moment in Inside Out is an even-numbered one, every time the DHMIS Red Guy speaks is replaced with every movie Sylvester Stallone has appeared in
-The “Did you try turning it off and on again?” in The IT Crowd is replaced with Early Man but every time a ball is kicked it plays the entire Little Golden Book Land cartoon
-Every time Lilymoon does something it plays all of the N-Team credits sequences in alphabetical order of the episode title
-Every time in The N-Team Lisa, Scotch Tape, the Sangetsusei or an unnamed background character speaks is replaced with the 17 minute Dancing Mad at X% speed where X equals the number of legs that character has visible in that scene multiplied by 7 (0 becomes nomal speed)
-Every time Littlepip blinks it plays every Land Before Time movie in a random order (Also the first and last times are in the correct order)
-Dusk’s Song in Dusk’s Dawn is replaced with a Rarity impersonator reading every book ever written by Colin Thompson, in chronological order
-Starting from Riley’s nightmare, every appearance of a clown is replaced with every episode of Little Clowns of Happytown
-Every time Puppysmiles reabsorbs the fake beach sand a picture of Littlepip is added to the screen and when there are 45 pictures it immediately plays every episode of Zatch Bell! and the process resets
-If a picture of Littlepip is on screen and/or during the climax of Inside Out where Riley says she misses Minnesota, every time the Sole Survivor mentions the Minutemen is replaced with every episode of Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
-Every time a character other than Puppysmiles or David dies outside Mars Attacks! it plays a video of Garnet from Steven Universe reading every single piece of Magic The Gathering flavor text and critiquing it in 10 words or less
-Every time Cozy Glow does something cute, innocent or evil it plays every cutscene from Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel
-Every time one of the Mane Six speaks it plays “Discord” by MC Chris
-Every appearance of Maud Pie is replaced with every episode of Beyblade
-In all but the first and last run of Jimquisition episodes each Nutshack Theme, every “Bethesda” and “cleaner” is replaced with a random Youtube review of Stardew Valley
-Every “Nidoran”, “Beedrill”, “Ralts”, “Cosmog” and “Nebby” is replaced with the Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons: Homelands Audiobook
-Every time Bing Bong speaks, the next 64 times Puppysmiles does is replaced with the Frozen Honest Trailer
-Every time Team Rocket blasts off is replaced with K.K. Satan, except every 117th time where it’s replaced with A Goofy Movie instead
-When David dies, if the Skyrim Literal Trailer is currently below 1/10th its original speed the video pauses for 59 seconds then plays all of the Fallout: New Vegas DLC intros and full outros
-During the climax of Inside Out where Riley says she misses Minnesota, every time the Wrong Trousers takes a step it plays Curse of the Were-Rabbit
-Starting from the 7th “Virus Alert”, every time Jim Sterling references wrestling is replaced with every episode of the Earthworm Jim cartoon
-Starting from the 628th “Virus Alert”, every time Puppysmiles dies the video gets 64% faster until Larbo Spleen appears
-Every time Boing speaks is replaced with “Soup or Smash Bros.” by DaThings1
Shyette
I want coffiee
So if an Elf and a Dwarf do the monster mash we effectively get an extra hairy human?
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
Ahoy thar ye filthy Maties! Wield up yer cutlasses ’n yer pistols, load up a barrel o’ rum, Today be th’ day we yearly celebrate our beloved TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY HAR HAR HAR!
DarkObsidian 
Smiling Panzerfuchs 2.0
@Count Adramélekh Sear
One day I just want to go through a row of bars with lots of rum with you, my Filipino friend. We’d certainly have a lot of fun. ;-)
One day I just want to go through a row of bars with lots of rum with you, my Filipino friend. We’d certainly have a lot of fun. ;-)
𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐫
@DarkObsidian
That would be awesome, lad! It’ll be an Honor for me to have a fascinating moment with ya.
That would be awesome, lad! It’ll be an Honor for me to have a fascinating moment with ya.
DarkObsidian
Smiling Panzerfuchs 2.0
@Count Adramélekh Sear
Dito. It would be a great moment. You and me, no matter what part of the world, I’ve been watching your online life very closely. I’m sorry I didn’t have kind words for the suffering of the Filipino people about the storm, but believe me, I do care about your well-being. I just wish you all the best, and I’m very glad you’re storm-proof. Nevertheless, I’m worried somewhere. You’re someone I’d drink to. And every night I “pray” to the gods that you may experience well-being. ;-)
Dito. It would be a great moment. You and me, no matter what part of the world, I’ve been watching your online life very closely. I’m sorry I didn’t have kind words for the suffering of the Filipino people about the storm, but believe me, I do care about your well-being. I just wish you all the best, and I’m very glad you’re storm-proof. Nevertheless, I’m worried somewhere. You’re someone I’d drink to. And every night I “pray” to the gods that you may experience well-being. ;-)
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