Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I hate how some bug can taste water but we can’t  
I wanna taste water

@Broken Adam  
I tasted water.
 
It tastes like water.

Some jokes are as funny as a brick to the face.

I watched some clips from an old Puerto Rican gossip show I used to watch when I was a kid. It was a funny show and I wish I can find full episodes of it somewhere.

“If you tempt a squirrel with a nut, be prepared to be bitten.”

“Never attempt to use hot wax to sooth enraged lobsters.”

I hate not having someone on hand to proof-read my stories so I can try to make money off of them.

One thing i have noticed is…why do people,all the time,refuse to not put spaces after a comma or punctuations?just asking.

@BadgingBadger  
Mo idea. It’s annoying.

@BadgingBadger  
I don’t.  
:^)

Today is smack Shepherd day.

What should be implied by being called “that’s all she said”?

@BadgingBadger  
probably for the same reason that a lot of people type like this with no capitalization or punctuation

Herbal cigarettes has been developed in Indonesia
 
It contains herbs and cloves in place of tobacco, and is said to be “healthier” and safer than normal cigarette. The nicotine content is only as little as about 0.05 mg. In addition it is claimed to be free or dangerous chemicals present on regular cigarettes
 
Some people who smoked them experienced detoxification, which means, the herbal mixture worked

@RhodieNite  
The twist is that it’s just weed.

@Meanlucario
 
Of course not
 
Weed is illegal here

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!

VIDEOGAMES! LOL! :D

Hamsters

About those insects and that they taste water…
 
What if that’s what diet water is for?

@BadgingBadger  
Because they’re probably too lazy to use proper grammer in their posts.

@BearsBeetsBSG  

 
That sounds really familiar for some reason.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
*grammar
 
lol

The Sharks are coming.