Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

Fuck I only got about 5 hours sleep

Murdering my friends and family is one thing, but Muffin? You crossed the line!

Guys, I need Steam friends so I’m adding my Steam profile on here.

This one got people at work surprised:
 

@Zaknel  
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT

I need steam friends
 
I don’t know what to do.  
Let’s get crazy.  
Her’s my profile.  
Friend me maybe.

Okay, I did all the ones I can do without a friend. I need a friend to complete spring cleaning.

I saw a cat today that had all of its hair shaved off, with the exception of the head and neck area.

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Poor thing…

@Zaknel  
I don’t think the cat was very happy…

@ILoveMyoozik  
A discussion about jetpacks and how they cure loneliness.  

@SuperPinkiePie64  
Probably not.

It’s literally a billion degrees outside.

@Nightweaver20xx  

 
I know. I worked outside for hours with my shirt tucked in. I am so thirsty…

@Zaknel  
Heh, I thought someone would reply with something smart like, “Really? It’s really so hot that nuclear fusion is occurring outside your window? Protons and neutrons are creating new elements right in front of your eyes? Really?”

@Nightweaver20xx  
I know what real heat is like.

@Nightweaver20xx
 
@Nightweaver20xx  
What are you? an Alien living on the super massive star? how the hell did you even able to use communicated with us? You probably live hundred lightyears away from us :P :P :P :P :P

@Zaknel  
At your work?

@Maximum Edge Reborn  
I found it online, and showed it to my coworkers. They thought it was porn.

@Zaknel  
How did they think it was porn also they thought you would show them gif of a duck having sex with a cat it’s not furry porn?

@Maximum Edge Reborn  
They think everything is porn. After I showed them this, they were “going to show me real porn.”  

Haha it must be fun working with them.

@Maximum Edge Reborn  
Too much.

A warning for Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, K.Kennedy, Rian Johnson, Patrick Buchanan and the ADL from Gru: