Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

I don't do any holiday.

Playlist shuffles to Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton, cries harder

@Nightweaver20xx
I'm dreading the flood of shipping pics by Backgrounds that don't bother to tag their uploads.

@Jarkes
Exactly.

Playlist shuffles to Tell It To My Heart by Taylor Dayne, stops crying looks at it in confusion. Starts singing along to song.

I prefer to think of Valentine's Day as the day before Candy Clearance Day.

The feeling of being lost in music.

Shock the Monkey
Apply Amperage to the Ape
Buzz the Babboon
Charge the Chimpanzee
Tase the Tarsir
Overload the Orangutan
Galvanize the Gorilla
'Lectrocute the Lemur
Power the Primate

I love 80's music every day of the year, but if we're doing song recommendations, I recommend "ABC — Poison Arrow"

@Background Pony #133F
80's song recommendations? Try Silent Running by Mike + The Mechanics

I got a massage and a pedicure for my birthday.

Did you guys do anything special for Valentine's Day?

@Holofan4life

Well for my vday bday, did Brunch at Dennies, got a massage, a pedicure and dinner.

@Holofan4life
I went to the gym, did some strength exercises and biked over 7 miles on the exercise bike.

I just listened to the 60's song "Make The World Go Away" by Eddy Arnold. Sound like something Nightweaver would say.

@Nightweaver20xx
No offense.

You know what I’d like to see in a movie? A scene where a rich guy goes apeshit on a drunk driver.

Let me explain. A rich guy is just driving around in a car, having a pleasant conversation with his passenger—a potential client or something—when he encounters a drunk driver, so he starts following the guy, presumably to get his license… only to then start shooting at the guy from out his window. And then after the scene ends with him either chasing the drunk driver down or the guy escaping or whatever, the rich guy just says he was “trying to keep the roads safe” and resumes the conversation.

Maybe I've been watching too many Tarantino movies recently.

VALENTINE'S DAY
##LEN#IN#'S DAY
LENIN'S DAY

@BadgingBadger
0__0

Guy this is madness.

@ILoveMyoozik
Too bad it's in February. Should be in October.

@BadgingBadger
I see what you did there…

Madness.

@Shepherd

Get it?

@ILoveMyoozik
Your jokes are always getting One Step Beyond the limit!

@BadgingBadger
🎶Our house, in the middle of the street!🎶

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