Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post
Wiimeiser 
(Foil Hat)
Inside Out but every depressing moment is replaced with the Windows XP Tour but every way of saying "new and improved" is replaced with The Nutshack Theme but every "Nutshack" is replaced with Sesame Street Seasons 1-46 but every alphabet segment is replaced with Bee Movie but every time they say "bee" is replaced with the MLP movie but every time they say "pony" is replaced with every True Capitalist Radio broadcast since June 8, 2011 but every time Ghost is peeved but not raging is replaced with Shrek but every time Shrek puts Donkey down is replaced with the entirety of Johnny Test but every whipcrack is replaced with the entirety of AoSTH but every time Sonic runs, screams, or the theme song plays outside the intro is replaced with Pinkie Pie’s cupcake song but every time she says "cupcakes" is replaced with the latest /mlp/ thread simulator but every rude post is replaced with the entirety of the AVGN series but every time the Nerd says he’d rather do something disgusting than play shitty games is replaced with the South Park movie but every swear word is replaced with Big Smoke’s Order but every number is replaced with The Princess Promenade but every time they say "princess" is replaced with the Twenty-One Pilots – Ride music video but every "Ride" is replaced with the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie quadrilogy but every awkward moment is replaced with the We Are Pinkie Pies PMV but every time they say "Pinkie" or "Pie" is replaced with the Button’s Adventures pilot but every scream is replaced with PewDiePie’s playthrough of GAME OF THE YEAR 420BLAZEIT VS XXILLUMINATIXX but every loud noise is replaced with the entirety of Dora the Explorer but every time she tells you to find something that’s obviously in plain sight is replaced with the entirety of The Simpsons but every time Homer does something stupid is replaced with the last CW Vortexx broadcast but every annoying commercial break is replaced with every Homestar Runner toon but every slapstick moment is replaced with the anti-Windows parody of Start Me Up but every mention of consumerism is replaced with Virus Alert by "Weird Al" Yankovic but every time he says "Virus Alert" is replaced with the GTA V intro but every swear word is replaced with every Meet the Team video but every battle is replaced with Don’t Mine at Night but every "night" is replaced with the entirety of The Amazing World of Gumball but every weird face is replaced with the entirety of Liberty’s Kids but every battle is replaced with every 2MIN2X ad but every time someone mentions dental hygiene is replaced with every We Can ad but every mention of physical activity is replaced with every GoAnimate video made by African Vulture but every punishment is replaced with the Care Bears Movie but every human appearance is replaced with Rescue at Midnight Castle but every monosyllabic word is replaced with Pony.mov but every second Spike is onscreen is replaced with What is Touhou but every Touhou is replaced with Mars Attacks! but every time a character dies it plays Leaving the Stable but every "Velvet" is replaced with the Elf Bowling movie but every scene that appears in Mr. Enter's review with audio is replaced with the Fallout Equestria Pink Eyes audiobook but every "Puppysmiles" is replaced with Tentacolino. would probably still be shorter than THE ENTIRE ICE AGE PENTOLOGY BUT EVERY SYLLABLE IS REPLACED WITH THE ENTIRE TOY STORY TRILOGY BUT EVERY SECOND THAT THE COLOR GREEN IS IN THE FRAME IT IS REPLACED WITH EVERY VIDEO EVER UPLOADED ON YOUTUBE BUT EVERY 10 SECONDS EVERY EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS PLAYS BUT EVERY WORD WITH A VOWEL IS REPLACED WITH THE BEE MOVIE BUT EVERY TIME A BEE IS SHOWN IT IS REPLACED WITH EVERY EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB PLAVED BACKWARDS by virtue of not including every single Youtube video ever. Background Pony #7B66
The Venom trailer, but every second that Venom isn’t onscreen is replaced with a reading of the Emoji Movie script.
Background Pony #7B66
The Venom trailer, but every second that Peter Parker isn’t onscreen is replaced with a random episode of Toei’s Spider-Man TV series.
Wiimeiser
(Foil Hat)
@ILoveMyoozik
@YetAnotherBrony
That’s actually something I had lying around in a random text document and just found, I only added the stuff after “Attacks!”
@YetAnotherBrony
That’s actually something I had lying around in a random text document and just found, I only added the stuff after “Attacks!”
DerpyFast 
I dug up some flavour text I wrote for a Rogue clone that never got off the ground.
Wands:
/ Teleport Away: Monster monster, go away. I’ll fight you another day.
/ Teleport To: “Come here. No, not you. The other one.”
/ Fire: Beyond the third, you stop noticing the difference between burn degrees.
/ Lightning: A devastating burst of lightning. No method of measuring its power exists yet, but those who survive consistently rate it “10” on a pain scale.
/ Cold: A powerful rush of cold that monsters find painful rather than refreshing.
/ Slow: Do you out-speed your opponent, or do you outrun them?
/ Haste: Servants that act twice as fast are great. Deadly monsters, not so much…
/ Light: Even wizards are afraid of the dark.
/ Invisibility: The wizard never was one to tolerate ugliness.
/ Drain Life: The dark powers will aid you, provided you pay their price.
/ Polymorph: Transforms the target into something different, but not necessarily easier to kill.
/ Magic Missile: When mundane missiles just aren’t getting the job done.
/ Cancellation: That monster plans to use its powers against you. Cancel those plans.
/ Nothing: What doesn’t it do? Anything. / It has no words, but get some stones and it will break bones just fine.
Rings:
= Search: Makes secret doors and traps easier to find. Ironically, it’s one of the easier rings to lose.
= See invisible: The wizard occasionally wears this to remind himself why he made Wands of Invisibility
= Regeneration: The wizard discovered that the secret to immortality is not to die.
= Sustain Strength: Magically protects from degenerative venom.
= Teleportation: The wizard wasn’t overly fond of his fiancee.
= Aggravate monster: The wizard wasn’t overly fond of his fiancee.
= Adornment: Excellent craftsmanship is its own sort of magic. In a pinch, however, most adventurers prefer actual magic.
Potions:
! Gain strength: Made from the essence of a bull. Banned among olympians.
! Levitation: It’s amazing how clean a floor stays when no one touches it.
! Magic Detection: Ironically, the wizard used it to isolate the few of his possessions that weren’t magical.
! Haste self: Made from a bean that grows in jungles. Served to the overworked and under-appreciated by the underworked and under-appreciated.
! Raise Level: Good minions are hard to come by. / Why bottle confidence when you can bottle skill?
! Blindness: Made from the sap of a rare desert tree, this potion is used to deprive drinkers of their senses in order to become more in tune with the world. In the heat of combat, however, most would settle for being a bit out of tune.
! Hallucination: Made from a rare, hallucinogenic fungus found in caves. It has become popular with mystics and concert-goers alike.
! Paralysis: A potent tranquilizer made from scorpion venom. Not intended for human consumption.
! Gold Detection: Made from pyrite and shamrocks. Greed in a bottle.
! Poison: The wizard keeps this in his potion cabinet to discourage would-be taste-testers. Somewhat counter-intuitively, it cancels the effects of some of them.
! Thirst quenching: After quaffing potions that heal wounds and bestow the power of flight, “Rich flavour with a touch of honey” doesn’t seem as impressive.
Scrolls:
? Identify: For when blindly experimenting with powerful magic objects doesn’t seem like such a good idea.
? Light: If you are in a situation where you need to read a Scroll of Light, what are you reading it by?
? Magic Mapping: Even the wizard can get lost.
? Confuse monster: What they didn’t tell you is that you also need to hit the monster to confuse it.
? Remove Curse: Because even the wizard sometimes forgets which items he laid curses on.
? Sleep: The most effective bedtime reading materiel.
? Teleportation: The wizard didn’t learn to bend reality just so he could walk everywhere.
? Aggravate monster: On more than one occasion, the wizard’s practical jokes would go too far.
? Create monster: Is creating life by magical means the line man was not meant to cross? Do you think the wizard cares?
? Hold monster: Paralyzes all nearby monsters. Then, you can dispatch them at your leisure, perhaps after a cup of tea.
? Protect Armour: Makes the reader’s armour rustproof. The gold sheen in merely an illusion. If the wizard could create gold at will… actually he probably would use it to decorate armour.
? Scare monster: You’re meant to drop this and stand on it to ward off monsters. Reading it just causes it to disintegrate. That wasn’t obvious?
? Blank paper: Words most certainly can hurt you, but that’s something of a moot point here.
^ Teleport Trap: An efficient means of transportation if you’re not overly picky about your destination.
Troll: A foul and mighty creature that resists magic and quickly recovers from its wounds. As good an indicator as any that monsters have stopped playing fair.
Wands:
/ Teleport Away: Monster monster, go away. I’ll fight you another day.
/ Teleport To: “Come here. No, not you. The other one.”
/ Fire: Beyond the third, you stop noticing the difference between burn degrees.
/ Lightning: A devastating burst of lightning. No method of measuring its power exists yet, but those who survive consistently rate it “10” on a pain scale.
/ Cold: A powerful rush of cold that monsters find painful rather than refreshing.
/ Slow: Do you out-speed your opponent, or do you outrun them?
/ Haste: Servants that act twice as fast are great. Deadly monsters, not so much…
/ Light: Even wizards are afraid of the dark.
/ Invisibility: The wizard never was one to tolerate ugliness.
/ Drain Life: The dark powers will aid you, provided you pay their price.
/ Polymorph: Transforms the target into something different, but not necessarily easier to kill.
/ Magic Missile: When mundane missiles just aren’t getting the job done.
/ Cancellation: That monster plans to use its powers against you. Cancel those plans.
/ Nothing: What doesn’t it do? Anything. / It has no words, but get some stones and it will break bones just fine.
Rings:
= Search: Makes secret doors and traps easier to find. Ironically, it’s one of the easier rings to lose.
= See invisible: The wizard occasionally wears this to remind himself why he made Wands of Invisibility
= Regeneration: The wizard discovered that the secret to immortality is not to die.
= Sustain Strength: Magically protects from degenerative venom.
= Teleportation: The wizard wasn’t overly fond of his fiancee.
= Aggravate monster: The wizard wasn’t overly fond of his fiancee.
= Adornment: Excellent craftsmanship is its own sort of magic. In a pinch, however, most adventurers prefer actual magic.
Potions:
! Gain strength: Made from the essence of a bull. Banned among olympians.
! Levitation: It’s amazing how clean a floor stays when no one touches it.
! Magic Detection: Ironically, the wizard used it to isolate the few of his possessions that weren’t magical.
! Haste self: Made from a bean that grows in jungles. Served to the overworked and under-appreciated by the underworked and under-appreciated.
! Raise Level: Good minions are hard to come by. / Why bottle confidence when you can bottle skill?
! Blindness: Made from the sap of a rare desert tree, this potion is used to deprive drinkers of their senses in order to become more in tune with the world. In the heat of combat, however, most would settle for being a bit out of tune.
! Hallucination: Made from a rare, hallucinogenic fungus found in caves. It has become popular with mystics and concert-goers alike.
! Paralysis: A potent tranquilizer made from scorpion venom. Not intended for human consumption.
! Gold Detection: Made from pyrite and shamrocks. Greed in a bottle.
! Poison: The wizard keeps this in his potion cabinet to discourage would-be taste-testers. Somewhat counter-intuitively, it cancels the effects of some of them.
! Thirst quenching: After quaffing potions that heal wounds and bestow the power of flight, “Rich flavour with a touch of honey” doesn’t seem as impressive.
Scrolls:
? Identify: For when blindly experimenting with powerful magic objects doesn’t seem like such a good idea.
? Light: If you are in a situation where you need to read a Scroll of Light, what are you reading it by?
? Magic Mapping: Even the wizard can get lost.
? Confuse monster: What they didn’t tell you is that you also need to hit the monster to confuse it.
? Remove Curse: Because even the wizard sometimes forgets which items he laid curses on.
? Sleep: The most effective bedtime reading materiel.
? Teleportation: The wizard didn’t learn to bend reality just so he could walk everywhere.
? Aggravate monster: On more than one occasion, the wizard’s practical jokes would go too far.
? Create monster: Is creating life by magical means the line man was not meant to cross? Do you think the wizard cares?
? Hold monster: Paralyzes all nearby monsters. Then, you can dispatch them at your leisure, perhaps after a cup of tea.
? Protect Armour: Makes the reader’s armour rustproof. The gold sheen in merely an illusion. If the wizard could create gold at will… actually he probably would use it to decorate armour.
? Scare monster: You’re meant to drop this and stand on it to ward off monsters. Reading it just causes it to disintegrate. That wasn’t obvious?
? Blank paper: Words most certainly can hurt you, but that’s something of a moot point here.
^ Teleport Trap: An efficient means of transportation if you’re not overly picky about your destination.
Troll: A foul and mighty creature that resists magic and quickly recovers from its wounds. As good an indicator as any that monsters have stopped playing fair.
LightningBolt 
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Undead inside
@Shepherd
Planes are kind of hard to hide, especially lesbian ones.
This is the only non-explicit image that applies, shush.
Planes are kind of hard to hide, especially lesbian ones.
This is the only non-explicit image that applies, shush.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Lingering Wyvern
@Meanlucario
A belligerent, desperate, and uncooperative atmosphere?
A belligerent, desperate, and uncooperative atmosphere?
Mr.Myoozik 
Music Connoisseur
When I heard that the SuperBowl was coming, I arrived with a spoon and a box of Cocoa Pebbles. I was disappointed that it was just a bunch of grown men tackling each other over an oblong shaped ball. I just sat there eating my cereal in the stadium with shame in my eyes.
Random-Rambling
Visit r/superbowl and talk about your experience.
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When I heard that the SuperBowl was coming, I arrived with a spoon and a box of Cocoa Pebbles. I was disappointed that it was just a bunch of grown men tackling each other over an oblong shaped ball. I just sat there eating my cereal in the stadium with shame in my eyes.
Visit r/superbowl and talk about your experience.
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