Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post

kleptomage
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ uploads with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)

I’m used to streets being laid out logically in a grid where any point can be reached by traveling at right angles. All these curves, dead ends, and side streets throw off my sense of direction.
PaskaNaakka
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Magnificence - Artist with 100+ Safe/Suggestive images with over 100 upvotes, and 5+ Questionable/Explicit images with over 350 upvotes
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Ten years of changes - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of MLP:FiM!

PM me Maud pics
Hey, did you know that Argonians prefer to call their own kind Saxhleel? 500 hours of gameplay of Skyrim and I just learned that.
 
Did you know that Dunmer prefer to call Argonians “slaves”
Kanye West
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.

Thicc Thighs Connoisseur
This dude was like..rotating the control stick on a controller and smiling while reading a book. I mean it seemed weird to me before but when I realized it was a condom commercial..
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Music/Charts Enthusiast
I bought tickets to see Xbox Live. Apparently the opening act were a bunch of squeaking 8 year olds yelling swear words and “your mom!” at the top of their lungs, so I just walked out. Worst concert ever!!! >:(
BadgingBadger
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab

💪😎🤜 S🔥W🔥A🔥G 🤛😂👍
Allow me to recite what i can remember of Steamed Hams. May contain typos.
 
ding dong  
Well, Seymour, i made it, despite your directions.  
Aah, superintendent Chalmer! I hope you’re ready for an unforgettable luncheon!  
Eeh.  
burning oven  
Holy gods! My roast is ruined!  
But what if… i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!  
Ah-  
Skinner and The Superintendent theme plays  
Seeeeeeeymooooooooour!  
Superintendent! I didn’t expect you there! I was just… stretching my legs on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Wanna join?  
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?  
No, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having! Mmmmm, steamed clams!  
Chalmer goes back to the other room while Seymour goes to Krusty Burger  
Superintendent, i hope you’re ready for some mouth-watering hamburgers!  
I thought we were having steamed clams.  
No ho ho, i said “steamed hams”!  
You call hamburgers “steamed hams”?  
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.  
Where from?  
Upstate New York.  
Ah. Well, i’m from Utica, and i never heard anyone ever use the phrase “steamed hams”.  
No no, it’s an Albany expression.  
I see.  
chomp  
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.  
No ho ho, that’s an old family recipe.  
For steamed hams?  
Yes!  
Well, you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they’re obviously grilled.  
You kno-  
I-  
One thing i sho-  
Excuse me for one second.  
Aye.  
goes into kitchen then comes back  
Aaaaaaah! That was wonderful! A wonderful time was had by all. I pooped.  
Yes, i shou- good lord! What is happening in there?!  
Aurora Borealis?  
A-  
Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?!  
Yes.  
May i see it?  
No.  
lunch ends  
Seymour! The house is on fire!  
No, mother, it’s just the northern lights!  
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but i must say… you steamed a good ham.  
thumbs up  
Heeeeeelp!
Shyette
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Thread Starter - Yuri (NSFW)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

I want coffiee
Lesbimon
 
A Mega vaccine digimon that resembles a green fairy with short pink hair. Most of Lesbimon’s attacks are focused on distracting opponents.
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